the act of sitting with your legs spread and reaching over your groin and flipping your balls repeatedly
Dude! my mom almost caught me couch poaching the shit out of my balls.
bill down the street is such a couch poacher
bill down the street is such a couch poacher
by wtfmaaaaaaaaaan January 08, 2011
Some1 whos ass is so big its the size of a 3seater couch with cupholder dimples, it can eat ppl from 20m
by eUaN May 08, 2006
by ugggggmoansigh December 03, 2008
by Hrrothgarr August 02, 2014
A grumpy/hungover friend or acquaintance who is always on your couch in the morning preceding a night of heavy drinking and chilling.
He/she hates the sound of you getting ready for work, starting the coffee or any other general "morning" sounds.
He/she hates the sound of you getting ready for work, starting the coffee or any other general "morning" sounds.
by mophie March 27, 2014
Someone who starts watching TV with you and then starts changing the channel. As first watching the TV you should have control of the remote, anyone takes over is the couch invader.
"did you watch the OC last night?" "NO! my couch was totaly invaded last night!" "Dame! who was the couch invader?"
by Spoon Rape Victim June 03, 2009
These three words, when combined, comprise of a meaning known to only one sentient being in all of the universe. Posers may say it, but none other than one man who shall not be named know the TRUE meaning of this incredible phrase. Interviews with the man who wishes not to be named have only resulted in very little information being revealed, among this is that the phrase originated recently, in Q4 of 2019. Further studies have been lackluster in information reveal, although upcoming studies and research may very well find the true meaning. Many conspiracy theories surround the phrase, all of which have been denied by he who knows the true origin and meaning of the statement.
by boilingpoop January 12, 2020