Chris

A ferret looking child who’s girl friend doesn’t like him because he has a small dick

Chris has a baby dick

by Ttopacosta January 31, 2018

Chris

A literal retard who knows nothing at all.

You're a Chris!

by THEBIGGESTBONERINTHEWORLD December 6, 2017

Chris

Guys named Chris and shitty golfers and have a super hairy chest. They are not fun to be around.

"fuck! Who invited Chris, I don't want him iny foursome. He's gonna spoil the mood and get chest hair everywhere!"

by Sazfed91 June 25, 2018

Chris

The hottest kid in school, who works hard and will become rich later in life. He will be ready for everything and everyone. He hides how hot he really is.

Me: hey Chris, how are you?
Chris: Great just focusing on gaming and homework.
Me: Ok, Cya.

by Tinkerbot October 24, 2018

Chris

Some autism defected homo who plays fortnite all day and screams at pixels on his $3 monitor. Honestly someone you shouldn’t be friends with in any situation what so ever

Ohh look it’s Chris,
Dang he really got that angry at his piss poor fortnite skills

Probably a nonce

by RussianSlav November 3, 2018

Chris

A gay fucking queer do he bag that nobody likes

You are such a fucking Chris!

by 1358008 April 10, 2017

Chris

An English Man with the attitude of a white ratchet girl living in a small town of Kentucky, but yet has one big dick that all the girls rave about. He is educated, but can be a major cunt. Hence, the total white girl attitude.

Girl: have you heard of Chris?
Girl 2: Yeah! He's a little bitch, but daaaaamn does he have a Huge dick on him. I only think about it every second of the day

by landlockedvaginutis August 13, 2016