Surprise Christmas

when your girl/boy friend has sex with you on christmas without you knowing

i have the best girlfriend ever! we had a surprise christmas last year!!

by OL_Sloth92 December 5, 2019

Christmas balls

Once a man has undergone a vasectomy, his balls are purely decorative. You definitely still want them on the “tree” but they aren’t doing anything productive

Your wit is just “Christmas balls” mate

by HenryWalter May 7, 2019

Christmas Hell

The sensation or experience of working in retail during the chaotic/crazy busy Christmas period.

Person A: How was your shift?
Person B: Honestly, it was complete and total Christmas hell.
Person A: Really, that bad?
Person B: Roll on New Years.

by the_nutter December 20, 2014

Christmas Asswipe

Toilet paper stained green and red as a result of wiping after taking a green-colored shit while on your period.

"Jan! You need to remember to flush the toilet! I found some of your christmas asswipe in the bowl!"

by Bingo Bongo December 1, 2018

christmas jingle

an annoying song related to the holidays that gets stuck in your head against your will.

my version of a popular christmas jingle:

Oh the weather outside is shitty,
and the heat's broke, what a pity,
and I dont see any po po
so smak a Ho smack a Ho smack a Ho!!!

by jacko113 December 16, 2010

Christmas Nudes

Nudes which are sent in the Christmas season. Send nudes to those who you didn’t buy presents for and spread the holiday cheer!

Person 1: “Did you get anything from Melanie this year?”
Person 2: “Yeah bro she sent me some Christmas nudes! Just what i always wanted”

by James1904 December 24, 2019

christmas mule

Having sex doggy style in front of the Christmas tree, while you both wear santa hats, and the guy blows his wad on to the tree.

Maria was pissed the dog was caught in friendly fire when Seth finished the Christmas mule.

by Dave_Digler_Rva January 23, 2022