Christopher

Someone who will hoop anything.

Christopher hooped Timmy and enjoyed it.

by punger123 February 3, 2010

Christopher Anderson

By definition a person who has very low standards on who they cheat on women with, "Charms" women to get what they want, makes them think whatever is possible wants by telling them what they want to hear, Lies, Cheats, beats on women if it would benifit themself, and has multiple children by different women. A individual who truely cares only about themself and will one day be alone and broke.

Your just like a Christopher AndersonTPT the way you treat me

by Smuddlin4x4 February 26, 2011

Christopher

A potato with glasses and freckles

"Wow that Christopher is such a potato"

by Rancel September 25, 2017

Christopher Columbus

Verb

Definition 1: To Christopher Columbus is to hostilely or non-hostilely acquire something by force or without permission, very much like a dictator.

Definition 2: To be a stinky, smelly bastard

Example 1: Carlos is sitting at the dinner table eating his jam-covered English Muffin.

Juan comes over, picks up the English Muffin and eats it while staring Carlos in the face

"Yo homie, you totally just Christopher Columbused my muffin!"-Carlos
"Yeah, well maybe you should have thought of that before you Christopher Columbused my girlfriend!"-Juan

Example 2: The New World was Christopher Columbused, hostilely, by Christopher Columbus

by Pterodactyl, Meghan April 10, 2008

christopher bostic

Christopher usually have really big dick i mean super huge dicks anacondas,foot longs like the biggest penis in the world

and sexy as fuck all of them pull hella bitches and get best friends that want to suck there dick but Christopher wants no strings attached there are the big kid glo mr take yo hoe glo kids

anacondas are a slang for big dick christopher bostic

by @the real bbc October 18, 2018

Christopher

A fat ass bitch that likes to blow up peoples computers in Mrs. Lalama's class

Look at that guy destroying that computer
Omg he is such a christopher!

by FurryLover101 May 17, 2019

Christopher

The cutest guy you will ever meet in your life. He has a great personality and will make your eyes water over how cute he is. You will be drooling to date him. He has a great personality too. He might be shy at first but when you get to know him he can be freaky in a good way! He will make you feel like the richest person in the state and will make you feel good about yourself. He helps you through rough times too and don’t be afraid to open up your problems to Christopher. Things that should be secret stay secret with him.

Etienna:Christopher is fucking hot I wish I could date him!

by Cock&ball _torture July 1, 2019