Chris has a baby dick
by Ttopacosta January 31, 2018
Get the Chrismug. Chris is the best guy friend you could ever ask for. He will spoil you when you are having a bad day and he is willing to travel as far as he needs to in order to make you happy. He is the most caring person that you will ever meet. Although you might not have known him for a long time don’t underestimate the amount of impact he will have on your life. Chris is super funny and amazing to be around. You can’t have a bad day when you are with Chris.
by chris’bff August 9, 2019
Get the Chrismug. A lonely man who never has any friends, usually someone who is an asshole and tries way too hard to get a girlfriend. He usually will act like a badass even though he is a weak man. It is common for people with this name to be in a Choir or in Gym although he doesn't actually try.
by Not-A-Chris March 25, 2018
Get the Chrismug. Some autism defected homo who plays fortnite all day and screams at pixels on his $3 monitor. Honestly someone you shouldn’t be friends with in any situation what so ever
by RussianSlav November 3, 2018
Get the Chrismug. The hottest kid in school, who works hard and will become rich later in life. He will be ready for everything and everyone. He hides how hot he really is.
by Tinkerbot October 24, 2018
Get the Chrismug. by 1358008 April 10, 2017
Get the Chrismug. An English Man with the attitude of a white ratchet girl living in a small town of Kentucky, but yet has one big dick that all the girls rave about. He is educated, but can be a major cunt. Hence, the total white girl attitude.
Girl: have you heard of Chris?
Girl 2: Yeah! He's a little bitch, but daaaaamn does he have a Huge dick on him. I only think about it every second of the day
Girl 2: Yeah! He's a little bitch, but daaaaamn does he have a Huge dick on him. I only think about it every second of the day
by landlockedvaginutis August 13, 2016
Get the Chrismug.