crap ass nannie

An unappeasable Italian grandma. No matter how hard to try for her to accept your German girlfriend

u still a'no good

Grandson: hi Nannie I love you I get good grades in school

Crap ass Nannie: ayyyye a fungula u a'no good why u no use'a u brain

Grandson: thanks Nannie

by Prick100 July 26, 2014

crapps

Apps that are total crap. Often includes preinstalled apps or bloatware, such as Apple Maps or Internet Explorer for Windows 8. Alternatively, the generic term for apps for Chrome OS, which are also often crap.

- Apple Maps is so much better than Google Maps!
- What are you on about? That's not an app, it's a crapp! Why do you have so many crapps on your iPhone?

(Alternative meaning)
- Hey, what's this? A link to some website with a load of adverts?
- Oh, that's a crapp for my Chromebook. Unfortunately, most of the apps for Chrome OS are crapps.

by robocoder-db April 19, 2015

crapping on

to talk for a long time in a boring way

I had to listen to Mikey crapping on about his music collection.

by CALD 3rd Edition May 22, 2016

Crap Trapped

Not being able to leave your stall after taking a crap in a public bathroom as others are still in the bathroom. Usually over the fear of people knowing it was you that stunk up the whole room.

(Text) Friend: "Dude, where you at? Been waiting in the parking lot for 5 mins!" You: "Sorry man, I'm crap trapped. Should be able to exit soon."

by Duece79 September 2, 2016

craptop

A laptop that is pure crap and can't run any software without crashing.

I gots a craptop, so it can't run much. Yee

by Apple PowerBook February 4, 2017

crappernack

a word used for profanity to describe the feelings of shock, anger or excitement. Made up from the two words 'crap' and 'quiznak'. First introduced by a little Asian girl.

HOLY CRAPPERNACK WE DID IT MATEYS!

by -mangobaps October 28, 2017

crapenis

A crapenis is a crappy penis, as described by another person after starting to hook up. This can mean it is too small, to skinny, too stinky, etc for the person to want to continue hooking up. It usually means the end of the hookup, unless the person hooking up with the crapenis in intoxicated or just really needs some D.

Girl, I went home with that cute guy last night but it turned out he had a crapenis. It was so small I could barely find it! I used my dog as an excuse to get outta there!!!

by ShizzleMyWhizzle August 18, 2019