Kist bump

Kiss your knuckle before a fist bump

Fist bumps are too impersonal, handshakes are too formal, and high fives are hard to orchestrate. Kist bumps are the future.

"Bump me bro"
"What are you gay? Make it a kist bump!"

by Tricampus16 November 29, 2012

gutter bump

To thrust the penis between a woman's preferably large butt cheeks. Similar to titty fucking.

I didn't get to fuck her in the ass but atleast she was down to gutter bump.

by Zsuchanuk July 25, 2016

bump and awe

A series of events that begins with you literally bumping into a person, looking at their face after the momentary disorientation after the bump, and then realizing (with a shocked look on your face) they are someone oh so famous.

Annette and Enrique were in Paris at lunch when while leaving the café they had a bump and awe experience as they literally ran into Julia Roberts.

by LanguageGod April 3, 2009

bumping steaks

the act of, or willingness to, engage in sexual relations with one of the opposite sex; the accidental or intentional contact of sexual organs

"I would totally bump steaks with that slut in the jeans over there."
"Whoops, we just bumped steaks. *No homo."
"We're totally bumping steaks right now."
"I would bump HER steaks."

*If neccesary

by regal101 September 16, 2010

Rona Bump

When you touch elbows in greeting to avoid catching the coronavirus. Daps, handshakes, and fist bumps not allowed!

Hit my guy with the Rona bump, not tryin to dap him up and risk getting sick.

Taught my gran the rona bump, saved her life.

by trendsetterman March 9, 2020

DVR Bump

When a barely passable television show is considered a success by having it follow an established program that is often recorded.

Doug: "That show Chicago Code is so god awful the only reason it's survived this long into the season is because it's getting the DVR bump from House."

Frank: "....who are you and why are you holding my family hostage?"

by Honden May 9, 2011

Broccoli Bump

1 (n.)- a female who has a crazy vagina, that has pubic hair resembling a broccoli material. it does not have to have crazy STDs or any other kind of diseases.

2. - wolf pussy

3. (v.) - two crazy ass vaginas bumping against each other which and/or a hot pocket will occur.

Syn.- refer to "hot pocket"

Wow, they're really broccoli bumping hardcore!

Corbin Bleu's hair resembles a broccoli bump

Why is my girlfriend broccoli bumping with another girl?!?!

by RoGeMarMat March 30, 2009