Bullshit Baffles Brains

A deception. To put on such a good show the inspector is so impressed (s)he won't bother with a detailed check or to question anything.
Private: I can't believe the general was so impressed with that dog and pony show sir. It's a good thing he didn't really inspect the base, it's SNAFU!

Sargent: Bullshit baffles brains private.
by Eddy June 27, 2007
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miss me with the bullshit

A term used by male or female to tell someone not to come to them with whatever bull shit they are talking about.
miss me with the bullshit

Jason: Why did'nt you call me last night? Who else were you out with if you could not call me

Sarah: Miss me with the bullshit. I fell asleep
by bi sexy chocolate July 12, 2008
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Bitch Nigga Bullshit

The type of bullshit caused by a bitch nigga. A guy who says/does something that's retarded, like lying about you or stealing your girl.
Friend 1: Damn bro, Mike said you was fuckin wit Selena.
Friend 2: OH HELL NAW, he must be on that bitch nigga bullshit.
by Queue Jay March 13, 2013
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Mayor of Bullshit Mountain

AKA Bill O'Reilly of the O'Reilly Factor on Fox News. Jon Stewart introduced this concept of Bullshit Mountain in a debate between Stewart and O'Reilly. After introducing that notion, Jon Stewart defined Bill O'Reilly as the Mayor of the Bullshit Mountain.
Guess who's gonna be the Mayor of Bullshit Mountain? Bill O'Reilly!!!
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bullshit asymmetry principle

The amount of energy needed to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude larger than to produce it.
Bullshit asymmetry principle is seen as lie goes halfway around the world before the truth gets it pants on.
by etilauqa October 10, 2018
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bullshit hurricane season

Bullshit Hurricane Season occurs in the United States from about mid-summer until election day every year. Every four years there is a marked increase in the severity of Bullshit Hurricane Season, this event coincides with the Presidential Elections. Bullshit Hurricane Season consists of:
-Mud-slinging political television ads which pile up the bullshit higher and deeper each day.
-Debates that include insults and character attacks
-Talking heads on TV and radio "personalities" who dissect and examine every piece of irrelevant minutiae
We are in the middle of Bullshit Hurricane Season so I will not be watching TV until the second week of November. I will be watching DVDs instead.
by kajoe August 28, 2008
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Number One Bullshit

Originally popularized by UFC fighter Khabib Nurmagomedov, later used again by shirtless Tampa Bay Lightning player Nikita Kucherov after getting hammered on Bud Light and winning back-to-back Stanley Cups in a postgame interview after a game 5 win against the Montreal Canadiens. He was frustrated that Vegas Golden Knights goaltender Marc-André Fluery won the Vezina Trophy instead of the Lightning's own Andrei Vasilevskiy, as well as Canadiens fans celebrating like they had won the Stanley Cup after winning one game.
"I was telling him every day 'Vasy you're the MVP, you're the best player,' and then they gave it to- whatever the guy... Vegas... the Vezina... and then last year they gave Vezina to somebody else, number one bullshit, number one bullshit." - Nikita Kucherov
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