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brody!

you might jus look at him as a freind but as time goes on you’ll really start catching these feelings you can’t get rid of. the kind that don’t leave your mind. you’ll start seeing how amazing he is. how sweet he is and how he never fails to make you laugh and smile. brody will always consider your opinions and your feelings in situations. he’s got that akward funny laugh with that pretty smile that doesn’t leave your head. he’ll pull you out of that low point you were struggling to get out of. he’ll make life seem all bright and happy again. he always makes sure you take of yourself. you’ll constantly question why you deserve someone amazing as him. brody will make life seem like you’re living in a disney love song.
i love brody! even tho he’s got acouple loose screws (maybe even a few).
by yoshiisthebest! June 6, 2022
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Brody

Military/prison slang for the dude currently fucking your girlfriend while you’re gone.
Recruit 1: Hey man you got anyone you’re close to?
Recruit 2: Yeah, girlfriend named Leah.
Recruit 1: How long have you been with her?
Veteran: Don’t matter now. Brody’s probably fucking her as we speak.
by Bionodroid November 27, 2019
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brody garrison

you might jus look at him as a freind but as time goes on you’ll really start catching these feelings you can’t get rid of. the kind that don’t leave your mind. you’ll start seeing how amazing he is. how sweet he is and how he never fails to make you laugh and smile. brody will always consider your opinions and your feelings in situations. he’s got that akward funny laugh with that pretty smile that doesn’t leave your head. he’ll pull you out of that low point you were struggling to get out of. he’ll make life seem all bright and happy again. he always makes sure you take of yourself. you’ll constantly question why you deserve someone amazing as him. life with him seems like one of those disney love songs.
brody garrison definitely has a couple of loose screws
by yoshiisthebest! June 5, 2022
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brody

Brody is a very attractive young man. He is also very caring and charming. Brody just has a way of walking into a room and instantly lighting it up. He is also a ladies man ;) Brody is very athletic, but mostly plays baseball, basket ball, and football. He is also very common with saying "Dumb ass", but that doesnt change anything about him. Brody cares so much about his friends and is willing to do anything to stop the bullies or stick up for him/her. Out of all the girls that likes him, he likes one back but wont admit it because he either doesnt know it yet, hes to afraid, or because his best friend is her best friend. But will some day find a girl that likes him for him, and not his popularity.
"Wow, look! She has a Brody"
by ImRobert69;) December 18, 2017
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brody

Brody is typically characterised by a "sick cunt" personality. Physically, Brody will usually have a large extended nose, with an excessive amount of nasal cartilage. His nose on a clear day is large enough to obstruct the sun, as you can imagine. Brody will also have an impressive, well kept, snail trail and be sure to flex it to other males in his vicinity and claim that "the choss love it" whilst simultaneously flexing his abs. Little do many people know ... but young Brody is also forklift certified, and after a tough day on site he loves a good furphy and a wank. Mostly found in Australia, Brody will typically have Italian decent and can also be classified as a Horndog by nature.
Hey Brody ... Brody gym after school? ... Oi Brody, on eyebrows that cunt was looking at you funny ... Brody grab a beer after work?
by sickcunt12342 November 12, 2023
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Brody Chop

Someone or something that looks good, but also ugly. The middle group between the two.
Michael and Melanie’s Apartment is Brody Chopped
by Kittenkatflat September 9, 2025
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Brody

Brody is a nice and kind hearten person. He's fun to be around and has a sexy body. He has freinds but no one loves him because he's gay, he needs help. He also likes to fight about things and tell people off for being stupid, don't get in his way.
Brody is a very nice bitch.
by Seals 703 December 8, 2018
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