Breakfast Taco

When you eat a girl out with syrup

My boyfriend has a sweet tooth so I let him give me a breakfast taco when he goes down on me.

by ben&kelly April 30, 2014

gentlemens breakfast

Another name for male masturbation.

I felt terrible yesterday morning but after a gentlemens breakfast, i felt happy as larry.

by Zeenoside March 6, 2012

Alabama Breakfast

When she runs out of cream cheese for her bagel and she provides a blowjob on the toilet before you get in the shower to spread on her bagel.

Girl 1: I'd rather have an Alabama Breakfast then a dry bagel.
Girl 2: Me too, I had an Alabama Breakfast yesterday. The key is to get the "cream cheese" in the freezer for a few minutes.
Girl 1: Great idea. The warm "cream cheese" always throws me off.

by BlueNote September 6, 2013

Breakfast Titties

When one's titties closely resemble a large brown pancake with sausage protruding out of the middle. When the commonly know pancake titty and sausage nips morph together to form a grotesque adaptation of the female fun bags.

Dude I was finna bone Bonquisha till I saw dem breakfast titties, I didn't know waffle house had a topless menu.

by zoophile gang July 19, 2012

Blacktop Breakfast

The act of performing radical and unique automobile maneuvers in a parking lot covered in snow. Referred to as blacktop breakfast because parking lots are most often covered in blacktop, and one is able to make breakfast shapes such as the donut, bagel, bacon, or cinnamon twist.

Paul decided he wanted to do a little blacktop breakfasting on the way home, so he busted out a few bagels, a donut or two and then the bacon. We were all over that damn lot.

by Stevie Y December 26, 2004

tiger breakfast

Breakfast that includes drinking large amounts of alcohol. Usually done by people who work overnight and want to go out after work.

Hey, want to get some tiger breakfast after our graveyard shift?

by saru that flies February 8, 2014

Breakfast Hair

The smell your hair gets after cooking breakfast. Especially bacon.

After cooking breakfast this morning, the smell still lingered and followed me everywhere. Little did I know, I had breakfast hair.

by sweeeeeeeeeeetshawtie September 4, 2010