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Brandon

Brandon is one of the worst people you'll met in all of your life times. all he's good for are offensive jokes. so screw brandon
screw brandon
by Destroyer0G August 12, 2021
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brandon

he's lowkey an idiot who makes fun of you and is clumsy asf butttttttt hes nice-ish when hes in a good mood
person 1: did you see brandon last nigh?
person 2: yeah, that dummy fell of a table
by rowbydowby May 27, 2019
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Brandon

Someone who always fucks something up.
Person 1: Hey did you hear about that guy who fucked something up?
Person 2: Yeah, his name's probably Brandon.
by bmjmb June 7, 2017
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Brandon

Just an ordinary savage.
A.k.a crazy motherfucker
Brandon is a savage
by Ffru re dc ht June 2, 2018
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Brandon

Synonym for a loser nobody likes

They are always making bad choices and fuck up their and everyone's lives around them.

They are Losers...

Also know as Dumb Fucks, Idiots, Fools, Dumb Asses, Dick Heads, etc.
Nobody likes Brandon, I don’t wanna be like Brandon
by Mr_Goosey February 7, 2022
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Brandon

Blond haired prickled dick lover. Brandons usually have blue eyes. Their eyes are usually bluer than the skies that the nazis dead jews smoke would hole up in. Usually Brandons are pricks if you can't tell by the name :)
Brandon: NO balls if you don't tell that jew over there that thats not a shower

Person: OH MY GOD
by Xxx7878Xxx June 5, 2018
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Brandon

He has a large ego, small dick, many pubes, and a dad body with double D tits. A complete thundercunt that dates an alien, and is fake as fuck.
Rebecca: Wow I have some competition
Jamie: Of what
Rebecca: Brandon's tits are almost as big as mine
by BrandonsFuckingTits November 10, 2018
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