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casper cock block

The action of cock blocking someone who has no chance at getting the girl anyways.
Sunny decided to casper cock block Alex the Douche. Even though Sunny is a dick for cock blocking, it was funny.
by SunnyPaFuckingtel September 28, 2008
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porn blocker

the worst thing ever in the history of school. EVER!
"Hey Tod how is it in Canada?"

"Yeah! it's great here! unlike the USA!"

"Wow Tod! Whats the best thing about it?!"

"School, of corse."

"Why school, Tod?"

"NO PORN BLOCKER LOLOLOL"

TOD HAS SINGED OUT.
by LOLcats never LOL October 22, 2008
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cedar block pirus

CBP...
a Blood gang located in the west side of Compton, CA...
rapper The Game claims this set...
by westcoast G'ster July 26, 2005
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d block

To snatch, rob, or take without asking.
Yo, she D Blocked me for my iPod.
by Mr.H December 28, 2005
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block machine

A computer that is outdated, slow and crashes frequently.
hato : Whats wrong with you computer, why is it so slow.

crumb : This is normal man, windows 95 is so cool.

hato : That shit aint normal, thats a block machine!!!
by Hato Hammer May 16, 2007
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Block Bitching

Block Bitching is when two parties on Messenger, Skype or some other messenger services, threatens to block each other through the service when they aren't really settling aside their differences using the chat. This can often cause one or both parties to set up new email accounts just for the situation, get back up from teams and enforcements and create other usernames to get them back or to avoid each other or get a reaction from the other person just because of the 'Block' function.

The Ignore button in a chatroom is pretty much the same thing!
Person A: You are special!
Person B: You're BLOCKED!

Person A: Going to start block bitching now?
Person B: ...
Person A: I'm going to set up another account to see if I could get an answer from you.
by I_am_a_loser September 8, 2013
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Netflix and chill, for the old fashioned folks. Often done on horseback, on the way to the swimming hole.
Reginald requested a brief blockbuster and cock thruster on our way to the theater.
by rickleston September 22, 2016
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