Benjamin is the most amazing boyfriend or best friend you could ever have. He will never judge you for anything, as wierd as it is. He will love you no matter what and will never give up that love. He gives the best hugs. Whith Benjamin, he stops time and you can talk with him for hours. He is tall, amazing hair, likes the color purple and has a passion for basketball. If you ever meet a Benjamin dont let him go, you will regret it.
by B+M forever May 12, 2022
Get the Benjaminmug. BRO! Your giving me Benjamin Button's dick!
It was so cold out side that i have Benjamin Button's dick
It was so cold out side that i have Benjamin Button's dick
by Prime Minister McRibs April 10, 2016
Get the benjamin button's dickmug. a super hot man. usually having the nickname “tajin” or “king von”. they do baseball. have a 6 pack. also is a brain rot too.
father is sometimes named Marc and mother is sometimes jennifer
these people usually have a twin brother named ryan
father is sometimes named Marc and mother is sometimes jennifer
these people usually have a twin brother named ryan
by br0o_kk May 3, 2024
Get the benjamin favaramug. If you are a Benjamin guy you typically have the bowel problems of a dead water hog and actually have undiagnosed IBS. They often think a sport (usually football),listening to the same overplayed song and selling stuff on depop is a personality a trait. However it is a known fact they have a lush girlfriend and people often wonder how he has bagged such a lushy cos she is way out of his league
‘Aw my god it absolutely boffs in here’
‘Yeah it’s that one who thinks he’s a mint footballer with the lush girlfriend benjamin guy’
‘Yeah it’s that one who thinks he’s a mint footballer with the lush girlfriend benjamin guy’
by jumboseahorse888 November 23, 2021
Get the Benjamin Guymug. A girl that is indescribable, but misjudged by many. Doubted by most including herself but never underestimate the doubt you have for her the outcome will always prove you wrong. A loving and reliable individual who cares deeply for anyone she loves. Has more talents than she knows and that will be pursued. a love for art, and an ear for music. A girl that has been though a lot in her past that has made her stronger along the way of life. Someone who has never considered herself perfect and has always thought more of others than herself. So many assumptions about her but not yet any answers. She doesn’t fit in with many not because she’s an Outkast but because they don’t fit in with her. She’s so unique and has her own way of doing everything, although that’s the reality she’s hard on herself instead and takes the blame for not being accepted by anyone. A girl that doesn’t think much of her looks but others definitely do. Goes with the flow and won’t stress unless she has too very easy going. If you have a Brooke Benjamin keep her she’s worth a lot.
by Eternalxternal February 5, 2023
Get the Brooke Benjaminmug. Benjamin Evelyn Waters:
Born: (sometime in the 1800s per his demeanor)
Died: September 27th, 2035
Born in the quaint town of Heidelberg MS Benjamin Evelyn Waters was the proud adopted and abducted son to a family of beavers. Strange as it may sound, Benjamin surely enjoyed his grueling education in his younger years as he learned to stop up the city’s water supply with twigs and dead cats as he used his bodily functions as jet propulsion through the various streams and sewers. He became well known for his skills in sticky things and outlandish sentences, so much so that a community near his town was promptly named in honor of his frequent visits to its meadows where he delivered copious amounts of Benjamin Evelyn Waters seedlings to fellow female beavers.
Benjamin Evelyn Waters pursued his aspirations to leave his primitive ways, and become a great man. Sadly, this did not happen. He did however become a very accomplished literary writer. He is best known for his auto-biography: “The Transgressing Life of a Silent But Deadly Man,” and his renowned poem, “Oh My Weary Soul, Why Hast Thou Fucked Me?”
Not much is known about Benjamin Evelyn Waters middle-age years, as no one cared to record his life events. This, as he would later go on to comment, “ was not anyone’s fucking business anyway.“
Benjamin Evelyn Waters died on Sept 27th, 2035 after farting so violently that his heart burst asunder.
He is survived by his concubine, Desiree, and his son Theodore Relevance Waters
Born: (sometime in the 1800s per his demeanor)
Died: September 27th, 2035
Born in the quaint town of Heidelberg MS Benjamin Evelyn Waters was the proud adopted and abducted son to a family of beavers. Strange as it may sound, Benjamin surely enjoyed his grueling education in his younger years as he learned to stop up the city’s water supply with twigs and dead cats as he used his bodily functions as jet propulsion through the various streams and sewers. He became well known for his skills in sticky things and outlandish sentences, so much so that a community near his town was promptly named in honor of his frequent visits to its meadows where he delivered copious amounts of Benjamin Evelyn Waters seedlings to fellow female beavers.
Benjamin Evelyn Waters pursued his aspirations to leave his primitive ways, and become a great man. Sadly, this did not happen. He did however become a very accomplished literary writer. He is best known for his auto-biography: “The Transgressing Life of a Silent But Deadly Man,” and his renowned poem, “Oh My Weary Soul, Why Hast Thou Fucked Me?”
Not much is known about Benjamin Evelyn Waters middle-age years, as no one cared to record his life events. This, as he would later go on to comment, “ was not anyone’s fucking business anyway.“
Benjamin Evelyn Waters died on Sept 27th, 2035 after farting so violently that his heart burst asunder.
He is survived by his concubine, Desiree, and his son Theodore Relevance Waters
“Here lies Benjamin Evelyn Waters amidst a field of roses.
The gas could not wait, but the strain was too great,
And now he drinks with Moses.”
The gas could not wait, but the strain was too great,
And now he drinks with Moses.”
by Lather Me With Butter September 20, 2022
Get the Benjamin Evelyn Watersmug. The absolute sweetest man alive.
Hes the coolest funniest handsomest guy on earth.
I love him dearly. He actually makes my days worth going through, and hes so gorgeous. He has lovely knockers, and his muscles are weirdly insanely impressive. I adore this man more than life itself. Thank you for being alive and being birthed. Gerald is also pretty rad too, you're my favorite thing ever.
Hes the coolest funniest handsomest guy on earth.
I love him dearly. He actually makes my days worth going through, and hes so gorgeous. He has lovely knockers, and his muscles are weirdly insanely impressive. I adore this man more than life itself. Thank you for being alive and being birthed. Gerald is also pretty rad too, you're my favorite thing ever.
by nails4breakfast April 25, 2022
Get the Benjamin Lowellmug.