by John._. October 17, 2021
Get the Benjaminmug. Benjamin is the person you go to when you have questions about your sex life. Trust me, he has done it all. Youll fine Jim at your girls house
by TheRealTimBrady October 9, 2018
Get the Benjaminmug. by Flffdykbcfdrtyjb December 24, 2020
Get the BENJAMINmug. Most gorgeous eyes he is so adorable he has the sweetest personality he will literally give you the whole world
Benjamin g is so hot too such a stunning smile
I would let him smash anytime
Don't change him for anything
I would let him smash anytime
Don't change him for anything
by J+B♡ November 21, 2023
Get the Benjamin gmug. A great friend and quite nerdy however horrible with people of the opposite gender. He will try his best to gain a partner however will almost always be rejected. Despite this he will try again and again in desperation.
by Ivn:D January 9, 2023
Get the Benjaminmug. benjamin johnathan briggery briggs aka "the skinwalker" , "boogalie" or simply "it", is a large, lankey, orange being known to roam around public parks and lithuanian embassys during the night trying to capture little boys to use in its experiments. it is known for being a test subject for heffley trafficking inc. its true form is believed to be so revolting, slimy, hideous, oily and dandruffy that anyone who comes into contact with it is simply too shocked and horrified to breath. for centuries there have been reported sightings of it and its lovers, xaviwavi, jamal and zac. in order to summon this ungodly creature the words "i cant do a pushup" , "i enjoy watching porn" or simply "we go jim" must be recited 3x and it is believed to show up immeadiatley and suck you through its phat hairy orange arsehole to the heffley trafficking inc dimension where you or your test subject will be experimented on. there are some well known repellants that have been used against it are: basic hygene, regular porn, hentai, women and people who are against crypto.
A- "bro there was some 8ft thingy hiding near that house!"
B- "oh fuck, be careful it may be benjamin johnathan briggery briggs"
B- "oh fuck, be careful it may be benjamin johnathan briggery briggs"
by sharon6969420 November 20, 2022
Get the benjamin johnathan briggery briggsmug.