public bathroom shit

a type of shit that is just absolutely disgusting and vile; eg: sprayed diarrhea, really big shits, etc.

tom: dude, i just took a public bathroom shit in there...
ray: oh god thanks for the warning, ill grab the febreze

by goobermacht September 22, 2025

Bathroom Sandwich

When you walk into the restroom but you walk out with a peanut butter sandwich

"Bro i just took a fat shit and when I walked out i had these two bathroom sandwiches, bruh theyre so good."

by Jama-Himself January 30, 2020

Bathroom

A place where you take a sh*t, piss, shower, etc

I neeeeeed to use the bathroom ms.coochie Amy said

No it’s may you use the bathroom. Ms.coochie said

by Mrs.coochieman November 17, 2022

bathroom kid

Those friends your friend is always talking about. Excellent rump-shakers, classified by their amazing black accents and coolness. If too many bathroom kids are in one place, it could possibly tear a hole in the universe.

Oh my god Courtney, I think her Bathroom Kids are gonna be at that party.

by chad is hot January 7, 2009

bathroom class

when kids new to middle school add class to everything

Person 1: Oh mah god i am getting late for locker class
Person 2: I'm getting late for BATHROOM CLASS

by PAPER MACHE December 11, 2019

Battlefield in the Bathroom

When two guys go into 2 stalls next to each other and see who’s shit is the largest. The guy with the largest shit gets crowned Shit Master, and gets bragging rights.

Hey dude did you hear about those two guys taking giant shits? It was a real Battlefield in the Bathroom.

by That1Dood 789 October 28, 2021

Bathroom boyfriend

When she finally responds to you for 5-10 min and then is too busy to chat for the next hour or two.

Damn. I must be the bathroom boyfriend, she's always too busy to talk!

by Damishi October 19, 2019