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Bald Poo Poo Baby

Basically a bunch of boys in my class. BUT ESPECIALLY MARKAS. HES SO BALD AND POOPY, HE LOOKS LIKE A FRIGGIN' DEFORMED CHICKEN NUGET, HE'S 4 FT 2 AND LIVES UNDER A ROCK. BALALLALALLALLALALLALLAL
"wow look at that deformed chicken nuget"
"It almost looks like Markas! A bald poo poo baby"
by The best person obvi April 26, 2024
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Bald

Unintelligent, disrespectful beastful and lack of hair, closed mind fucks.
STOP YOUR SHIT YOUR BEING BALD JERRY
by Lixzzxy February 13, 2019
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Bald

Unvoiced is bald.
by Highnotes February 9, 2023
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bald racoon

When you shave your balls and your pubes off and it makes your dick look like a bald raccoon
My friend Joe got a bald racoon and he regrets it
by Glizzy mastsr February 5, 2022
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Bald-Goldilocks

A girl who thinks she is popular, or super hot. She can't keep a guy for more than a couple of days. She thinks she has great hair, hence the word, but she needs a weave. This girl is who everyone aspires to be, she is also the one who will most likely end up pregnant in high-school.
"OMG have you seen Emily lately? She is such a Bald-Goldilocks!"
"I know right? Why does everybody like her? She is such a Bitch!"
by WASSUP Y'ALL June 1, 2018
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snow bald eagle

Special code word for coke that was developed by Jordan
Jordan-“Want some snow bald eagle?”
Nick-“What’s that?”
Jordan-“coke”
by Michael Hunti June 9, 2022
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