bailure

if something seems like a lame failure, which enacts you to bail, or leave it. Could be a relationship, party, meeting. The act of calling a bailure is making a motion to leave or bust since the place you're at is bunk.

I'm going to call a bailure on this party, it's pretty much a failure so I'm bailing.

or

I'm going to make a bailure.

by allihonki August 5, 2012

Bailey Schneider

take a shit on a wind shield of a car and wait for it to slide all the way down

Damn I took the fattest Bailey Schneider on that Audi over there!

by Mr Poop Head November 11, 2013

bail-out

bail-out (noun, verb)

- A person or financial institution providing money to a party that made a bad investment in order to cover their losses.

1. The Fed bailed-out out the big banks during the financial crisis.

2. The British Government issued a 500 billion pound bail-out package as a response to the ongoing financial crisis.

3. It is the taxpayers who will ultimately have to pay for the latest bank bail-outs.

by AgeOfJefferson September 19, 2014

bailarin

when u and your best friend have sex

hey john you what to go bailarin

by hannabannana September 21, 2016

bailgasm

The sense of euphoria and relief after cancelling plans last minute.

I was going to go to class today, but I was just too stressed so I skipped. Having a total bailgasm right now.

by shuamu May 12, 2016

Bailey

Bailey’s are sweet,kind, and sexy.Baileys usually like volleyball or softball , just really likes sports and is down to earth you know, she’s someone you could share a blunt with. Baileys are the one type of girl that can make you fall just by one smile. She will make you laugh and joke about negative things. Sure she might be sweet and innocent but if she’s your girl you will see a whole new side of her. She loves to bit the bottom lip and is good at giving head. Bailey is just a great person over all.❤️❤️

Dude1:WOW bailey don’t bit to hard

Example 2

Guy1: wow look at bailey she’s just so sweet
Guy2: and I heard she gives good head, she’s like the perfect girl man

by Babydollwallspage May 31, 2018

Bailey Seal

cool guy, makes good friendships, part time goofy goober, likes water and jesus too

"wow he's just such a bailey seal"

by bryant trinh July 13, 2018