bacon face 

What happened to that dudes face on the dark knight.

Person one- Harvey dents face looks so gross
Person two- It looks like bacon...
Both- Bacon face fer sure

bacon face by shani. x October 22, 2008

bacon pony

a person obsessed with drama or chorus. Their favorite show is typically Glee, and they perform in musicals. The "bacon" refers to the singers, while the "pony" refers to the actors. They can be completely annoying!

person 1: Oh my gosh, I hate Daisy. She is such a bacon pony.
person 2: More like the Pony Princess.
person 3: And Ryan is her bacon bitch!

bacon pony by Cranberry Applehead November 12, 2010

bacon box 

Female sexual organ, meaning the flaps look like strip of gorgeous bacon...........

mmm

Phil porked Roz up the bacon box

bacon box by Spitroast September 22, 2008

bacon beacon 

that one poor guy in your school who all the fat and ugly chicks get crushes on, and is too nice of a guy to say no to a date with any of them

Jack: poor dave man. hes going on a date with kelly tonite.
Jacob: the 200 pounder?!?! dudes such a bacon beacon

bacon beacon by skitches101007 February 4, 2007

Bacon Face 

Ones face who may have been subject to major rashes.

Luke Mace has a Bacon Face, that was a ryme it happens all the time, eggi with an "i" not with a "y"

Bacon Face by Mr. Hayden July 22, 2004

bacon diamond 

Vagina

n. pl. va·gi·nas or va·gi·nae
(-n)
Anatomy
The passage leading from the opening of the vulva to the cervix of the uterus in female mammals.
A similar part in some invertebrates.
Botany A sheathlike structure, such as the leaf of a grass that surrounds a stem.

"Look at the size of that bacon diamond"

bacon diamond by BimDan January 5, 2004

bacon attack 

When you sneak up behind a person (works best when done to girls) with them not knowing you're there and screaming "bacon!!!!" really loud.(you'll know if it worked if the person jumps!)

Scream bacon!!! (don't say attack) can't give an example....yet.........bacon attack

bacon attack by Caleb X June 12, 2007