dangling bacon

It's when a woman's vagina is so streched out that her inner lips resemble dangling bacon.

Cara Browning Chapman needs vagioplasti to correct her dangling bacon

by missing elements September 27, 2013

Bacon Fever

Alternative name for Swine Flu.

I'm getting sick, it must be Bacon Fever.

What?

Bacon Fever.... Swine Flu.

Oh. HERP DERP AHAHAA ROTFLOLMAO

by Bacon Fever Bob March 5, 2011

Bacon Lady

A large lady, who eats nothing but bacon all the time. She is fat and greasy and smells really bad.

My girlfriend turned into a bacon lady" "Sucked in, is her name Madi?

by dannyboy11771177 October 21, 2010

Carbon Bacon

Bacon that has been cooked/ charred beyond recognition and resembles tire retreads

Carbon Bacon has been cooked by a person who has been up all night. I. E. Nurse RT.

by Nurs RT October 6, 2017

bacon bro

A friend who is a cop

guy: Who's that Joe's talking to?

girl: Of that's his bacon bro.

by greenscene May 24, 2009

Bacon Tip

An uncircumcised penis with a meaty foreskin that looks like a raw piece of bacon wrapped around the bellend.

I went down on Carl last night for the first time and found he has a bacon tip.

I prefer cut men over those with a a bacon tip.

I got some smegma going on under my bacon tip.

by Eaton Holgoode February 6, 2018

Bacon bonce

Nonce chomo pedo

Your a bacon mate, "what" bacon bonce nonce

by Dicky Hicky September 23, 2022