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West African Burner

Sex position typically used by Peace Corps volunteers with no eyebrows.

You stand over the object of fornication, ejaculating into their eyes, saying "I am the captain now." Bonus points if you have aids or some other west African STD.
I totally hit her with the West African Burner last night. She's in for a nasty white blood cell count surprise a year or so from now, but who cares! I'll be out of this continent by then.
by DSoPaB April 6, 2017
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Burners

When a person can move/run really quick
Damn josh got them burners
by Fattypatty04 April 25, 2021
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tea-burner

One who SOMEHOW accidentally (or maybe purposefully because who the hell could accidentally do this shit) burns tea.
Sarah, a high-ranking member of the Society of Tea-Burners, burnt yet another cup of tea. May god have mercy on her soul.
by semitart July 2, 2018
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12 lead burners

12 lead burners are a glamorous word for ammo or bullets. I'm stocked on 12 lead ass burners for hunting season. We're going to the gun range, did you grab the lead burners?
by Chumie December 2, 2020
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Back Burner Bitch

Person who is used as a last option.

The back burner on your cooking stove.

He or she that has two or more partners (player) Preferring one over the other and only using the other when the preferred person is unavailable.
When cooking on the stove the preferred burner is one of the front burners. The back burner is usually only used if the front burner stops working. If dating more than one person you have a favorite or preference and call them first. The others are used as a last option just like the back burner on a cooking stove.

I'll have to call my back burner bitch for a date tonight my main chick has to work.

Girl you need to step off you know your only the back burner bitch.

No one likes the back burner bitch so go home girl.

You know he gona choose me over her. He only uses her when I'm unavailable, she's always gona be a back burner bitch.

Girls don't ever let yourself be the back burner bitch!

Oh.. that's my back up date. You know the back burner bitch.

My back burner bitch isn't as sexy or fun, but she's fun. Just not my first choice.
by Ibacrazychick October 27, 2021
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Dirty Burner

The act of being sodomized with a Carolina Reaper pepper
After she finished giving felatio he asked her for a dirty burner.
by Dumbnamenamer May 28, 2022
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The Vermont Cataschulte Bridge Burner

When you receive and extremely sloppy mudpie (preferably 6-8 hrs. after consuming Taco Bell), while covered in maple syrup. The mudpie delivery must be made from a bridge at least 25 feet in height. The recipient must be in a raft below the bridge.
Bridge Inspector: “what the **** did I just witness?”

Recipient: “I just got The Vermont Cataschulte Bridge Burner and it felt so good.”

Bridge Inspector: “?”
by J&S Emporium February 4, 2025
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