A term used to describe someone who is an absolute idiot or someone who has said something so stupid that there’s no other response possible to fit the description
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Get the billy bollock ball mug.Somebody that has more than two testicles. This means 3 or more, limited to 258. If a multi-bollock exceeds 258 testicles then it needs to be referred to the HSE. (UK)
Christ almighty! I finished football today and could've sworn I'd seen a multi-bollock in the showers. I counted five but felt uncomfortable in counting further. We did win the game though.
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The aim is to put your balls in a companions pint whilst shouting “foxy bollocko!” - the unlucky recipient then has to down the pint or face a forfeit.
The aim is to put your balls in a companions pint whilst shouting “foxy bollocko!” - the unlucky recipient then has to down the pint or face a forfeit.
Toff 1: Watch this chaps! (Puts his balls in Toff 2’s pint of ale). “ Foxy bollocko! ”.
Toff 2: You got me good there Tarquin you bloody scoundrel.
Toff 2: You got me good there Tarquin you bloody scoundrel.
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This is usually someone who is socially unpleasant and abrasive, quick to confrontation, lacks intelligence and shows signs of genuine mental incapacity, have low regard for personal hygiene, and can have a close and visible relationship with drugs or alcohol made apparent by a lack of teeth, thin or ratty hair and or prematurely wrinkled skin among other deformities.
Left bollock people can be found in non-classy establishments, including but not limited to; dive bars/dingy pubs, job centres, council estates, public transport hubs and highstreets.
It is important to note that while left bollock people are mostly found in low income areas, not all people in low income areas are left bollock people.
This is usually someone who is socially unpleasant and abrasive, quick to confrontation, lacks intelligence and shows signs of genuine mental incapacity, have low regard for personal hygiene, and can have a close and visible relationship with drugs or alcohol made apparent by a lack of teeth, thin or ratty hair and or prematurely wrinkled skin among other deformities.
Left bollock people can be found in non-classy establishments, including but not limited to; dive bars/dingy pubs, job centres, council estates, public transport hubs and highstreets.
It is important to note that while left bollock people are mostly found in low income areas, not all people in low income areas are left bollock people.
I went to that pub in the other end of town last night, it was filled with left bollock people. If I had a quid for every tooth in that building I'd have a tenner.
Walked through the dodgy estate before, saw a couple left bollock people in their scrotty dressing gowns having a screaming match.
I wish all the left bollock people in the high street would clear off and shoot up elsewhere.
Walked through the dodgy estate before, saw a couple left bollock people in their scrotty dressing gowns having a screaming match.
I wish all the left bollock people in the high street would clear off and shoot up elsewhere.
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