Blast the Wheels

The honorary phrase for a royally successful leg day. Used primarily when the subject will not be able to walk normally for the next few days.

"Going to Blast the Wheels at the gym this morning, Drew?" - Jacob

"You know how I do, boyo. I have Blast the Wheels written in pen every Wednesday on my calendar." - Drew

by TheBAMF84 April 14, 2019

blartosexual

An otherwise heterosexual man who finds himself attracted to all things Paul Blart.

I’ve always only been interested in girls but there’s just something about Paul Blart that makes me blush...I must be a blartosexual.

by Ronkonkoma October 6, 2019

blastable

A way of rating how much better a song become when you play it at a way too high volume

1: “The Final Solution by Sabaton is very good and also very blastable, I rate 8/10 on the blasting chart”

by Taco Kid Guy IDK June 10, 2020

Blast The Bowl

To have a violent/explosive fecal experience.

Frank: “Dude my stomach feels like a wreck, can I use your bathroom?”
Mike: “I swear, every time you are here you need to Blast The Bowl. You alright man?”

by Kindgenius August 30, 2020

Blart

When You SHART but you EXPLODE

Did you hear?? about how ed sheeran died
yes he blarted!!!

also used as a term to say to your friends

HOLY SHIT THAT SONG MADE ME BLART
JUST BLARTED

by BlartyParty December 15, 2020

Blactares

A black Jew.

My friend is acting like a blactares

by Shittyboyz February 18, 2021

Blart Attack

A specific heart attack in which the subject has a heart attack via eating a comically large hamburger while watching Paul Blart: Mall Cop.

Troom Troom Narrator: Fry a big patty, the size of the whole pan.

Jarvis Johnson: But why? Are you trying to have a heart attack in the middle of Paul Blart? (blart attack)

by jakorcuppa June 23, 2021