Beer Ponce

Someone who enjoys (and will go to great lengths to seek out) real/craft beer at the expense of substandard, mass-produced fayre. They will often denigrate popular beer brands and judge the character of a person based on the ales they drink.

"Don't get Big Steve a Carlsberg - he's a beer ponce and will think you're a generic knobhead. He'll get apoplectic if you unironically say 'Carlsberg is probably the best beer in the world' - so get a pint of that 'Monk's Relish' porter instead"

by theslaughterhouseblog December 28, 2019

Beer Condom

When drinking too many beers can dull your sensitivity and prevent a climax, much like a regular condom would.

After hours of intercourse, he still couldn't climax due to his Beer Condom.

by MommaDRox January 9, 2016

traveller beer

It is the last beer that you have before entering a club. Normally, it is drunk on the way to the club walking or by car. It is the beer that will give you the required alcohol level to enter Narnia.

Raf: hey! Let's go to the club now.

Marta: Wait. I am going to take a traveller beer for the way.

Raf: Take one for me too.

by Rafa dk July 23, 2017

foggy beer

The act of taking a rip and blowing your smoke in a half drank beer bottle, and then chugging it.

yo we just trying to get high from a foggy beer, maybe a little buzz or something you know

by maryjane5000 March 14, 2013

Beer Sponge

Food used to aid recovery after drinking huge amounts of beer or other types of alcohol.

Steak and Shake, McDonalds serve as reasonable "sponges" but Chip Butty (translated - English style French Fry Sandwich) is the perfect "Beer Sponge".

by hamcol December 29, 2008

Beer-numb

After drinking exactly the right amount of beers for your worries to disappear but before you get wasted.

Beer-numb = Stop hazzling me bro, just relax, everythings gonna be fine!

by Jimz From Sweden June 18, 2009

Beer Pony

A drinking game where a party attendee messes up (defined by the person who calls "beer pony" and the party at large) and now he or she must finish their drink and run a lap (wherever you are: if you're in a house then the house, if you're in a field, then the field, etc).

Oh man, he dropped his freshly opened beer. Looks like he's going to have to do a beer pony!

by Codymac575 August 20, 2018