“Humping the Bird” is the act of sending out impulsive vanity tweets over Twitter for purposes of drawing attention to one’s self. Classic humps will typically feature unhinged, divisive, false, offensive or provocative language and will drive outrage among detractors and rally support among fans. Hall of Fame humpers will strive to include all the above in hopes of receiving oodles of free press coverage, most often to compensate for personal anatomical deficiencies, emotional/intellectual defects, sooth bruised egos stemming from failed reality show or sitcom reboots and/or to simply quench sadistic urges.
EXAMPLES: “Golly! The U.S. President really took to humping the bird today, eh Prime Minister?”; “We do not align with the bird humping antics of bigoted, crass, spoiled, needy comedians who are off their meds and whose star has faded to the point of craving attention by any means!”; “There you go again! Humping the Bird with your racist rants against Honduran refugees! SIT DOWN! Put away that damn phone! This Spam loaf casserole isn’y gonna eat itself!”
by Ms. Mode July 6, 2018
Get the Humping the Birdmug. When a male is faced with the question of the average rating (out of 10) of as many females he can see at a certain location or a given time.
The index is calculated = number of females / total score
The index is calculated = number of females / total score
GM: What's the bird index like down there?
Matt: Ow, its a solid 7.
(meaning the average rating out of 10 of all available females seen at one time is 7)
Matt: Ow, its a solid 7.
(meaning the average rating out of 10 of all available females seen at one time is 7)
by gmach April 3, 2012
Get the Bird Indexmug. Zac asked what the agenda was in Henrys class today, and Conor and Dave's response was always "jaying the bird"
The only thing we ever do in Henrys class is jay the bird
The only thing we ever do in Henrys class is jay the bird
by Vince Macintosh May 4, 2011
Get the jaying the birdmug. The Soviet Union’s special forces unit that tracked, hunted and slaughtered the remaining Nazis camped out in Europe.
by International Russian Spy April 6, 2019
Get the Blood Birdsmug. An alcoholic beverage, made with a 2:5 ratio (or, if you prefer it stronger, a 2:3 ratio) of Grey Goose vodka to cranberry juice. Also known as a Cape Cod. You can use other vodka in the same price range or higher to substitute (Belvedere, SKYY, or in desperate or budget cases, Smirnoff with Cranberry flavor) because cheaper vodkas have a stronger bite and make it more difficult to drink at higher ratios. Tastes very smooth, and is available at most clubs, especially in the US and Europe)
by Enygma702 February 6, 2008
Get the Bird and Berrymug. by Bjjamwhich December 6, 2017
Get the nigger birdmug. The gift uncalled for yet addictive of a bird flapping through these green pipes. This lil fat fucky ugly piece of shit cannot support himself for more than 0.1 seconds. In order to get through you have to tap constantly but no too much or else he will go to high but, not too less or else he will fucking fall face down to the ground like the lil bastard he is and die. To whoever made this....God help you...
WARNING: This Game May Have the Following: frustration, addiction, sadness, anger, depression, people destroying their electronics and/or maybe harming others.
John: dude is that Flappy Bird? what is your score?
Jase: maan i doin great made up to 8!
John: aww dude you uck im on 34 and my bro is on 162..yeh dude its so possible
Jase:...ah! imma hurt you bro go away!
John: dude is that Flappy Bird? what is your score?
Jase: maan i doin great made up to 8!
John: aww dude you uck im on 34 and my bro is on 162..yeh dude its so possible
Jase:...ah! imma hurt you bro go away!
by fatbich February 4, 2014
Get the Flappy Birdmug.