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Anti-awesomitic

Someone who is here to poop the party. Someone that stops something amazing from happening.

Taken from Anti-Semitic, meaning they are anti-jew.

Pretty much a party pooper, or a buzzkill
*in class before teacher arrives*
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!!!
*kids start picking beef with eachother*
Teacher: BREAK UP THE FIGHT OR YOU'RE ALL SUSPENDED.
Students: wow, Mr. Lester is so anti-awesomitic.
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The Awesome Blossom

When 3 men standing in a triangle hold the penis of the man to their right and also his arm. When the other two assume this position it forms a blossom shape when viewed from above. Finally, all three move their arms simultaneously in a rapid side to side motion.
The Awesome Blossom is the Wesley Snipes of Dutch Rudders

David: "Jake and Nik, that was an awesome blossom we had last night."
The Awesome Blossom by Sameeh January 12, 2010

Awesome Party Squad 

The Awesome Party Squad is not a band, or a gang, or a silly hardcore crew or something like that....it is a social order, if you will, of totally sweet dudes / dudettes that have dedicated their lives to being awesome and righteously kicking ass at all times. If this describes you, then you are down with the Awesome Party Squad.

The Awesome Party Squad works for the common good by making everything around it more radical. Having existed since the dawn of time and space, squad members have been responsible in some way for nearly every great thing that has ever happened anywhere, ever.

Awesome in a Can 

To be said or shouted when somthing/some one is is better than awesome, so much so that said item could well be compared to that oh so special variety of canned awesomness.
all canned awesomness comes in cans with ringpulls, as not everyone carries a can opener with them.
Created by El Tom of Barton
Wow, that was awesome in a can!
Awesome in a Can by shuriken October 28, 2004

I'm awesome 

No you're not, dude don't lie!
"Motherfucker I'm awesome!"
"No you're not, dude don't lie."
"I'm awesome!"
"Driving 'round in your mom's ride."
"I'm awesome!"
" A quarter of your life gone by, and you met all your friends online."
"I'm awesome."
I'm awesome by lolcat353 June 24, 2011

Awesomeness

Quite simply Joe Anglin, To Act, Do or Be Mistaken for Joe Anglin, To Achieve Greatness Beyond That of a Plain Ole Human. To Be (JoeLike)
Awesomeness is to defy the natural laws pertaining to plain ole humans and rise to (Joe)status. To be Joe Anglin or be like Joe Anglin.
Awesomeness by mr awsomeness79 March 21, 2010