The Australian headbutt is the act of smacking a man in the testicles with another pair of testicles. This act is a descendant of the Egyptian Sand Goggles.
by Ripn888 October 3, 2021
Get the Australian Headbuttmug. When a man and woman contract their pelvic floor muscles during penis-in-vagina intercourse, causing the vagina to tighten and the penis to harden at the same time, thereby squeezing down on each other as if to perform a handshake. Called “Australian” because it occurs “down under”—beneath the belt.
Johnny: Tiffany and I just completed our business transaction with an Australian Handshake!
Ted: Why was it an Australian Handshake?
Johnny: Because she was a prostitute.
Ted: Why was it an Australian Handshake?
Johnny: Because she was a prostitute.
by bobeatsfanblades March 26, 2024
Get the Australian Handshakemug. An Australian waterfall is the act of marinating a juicy t bone steak in a lady's period blood and proceeding to barbecue it.
by Pooh bear's constipated rectum January 19, 2014
Get the Australian Waterfallmug. by Joenashhh May 17, 2025
Get the Australian Turnpikemug. by Taxopoo July 7, 2022
Get the Australian fountainmug. Someone who puts a block of caramel on your toes and sobbles on it while playing 'Never gonna give you up' in reverse on a TV that is upside down
˙ɥsnq ʇuǝpᴉsǝɹԀ uɐᴉlɐɹʇsn∀ uɐ ʎq qoɾ ǝpᴉsuᴉ uɐ sɐʍ ƖƖ/6 is australian for toe sucking
by Gameify January 16, 2024
Get the Australianmug. One bites the concrete curb. The Australian mafia brings 7 kangaroos to each individually stomp ones head into paste on the curb. Then the kangaroos could consume the mutilated corpse and the Australian performs the sacred ritual involving boomerang penetration.
by Widened.urethra July 24, 2018
Get the Australian Curb Stompmug.