Avocado Anus

When you dip your balls into her diarrhea filled butthole

I did avocado anus last night with beck, it was perfect.

by Lewdistmaximus March 08, 2019

anus loaf

Anus loaf looks like a meatloaf, but is made specifically from anus beef.

"DUDE STIFFLER'S MOM TOTALLY MADE ANUS LOAF TODAY!!"
"no wayy i love that shit."

by cvah November 08, 2007

face anus

The mouth of a compulsive liar, as to imply that nothing but shit comes out of it.

Shut your face anus, Bob.

by johnnylongprong April 12, 2012

anus hole

An alternate definition to the word "a-hole"

"You're an anus hole."
"Your moms an anus hole!"

by Flossy McCandice June 12, 2008

Jefferson's Anus

Similar to Jackson's Mustache and Hamilton's Mustache, Jefferson's Anus is when, the morning after you have sex, but before she wakes up, you cum on the girls asshole and jam a nickel in. This is usually for cab fare. This is only practiced by truly douchey dickbags.

X: Hey man, how did that chick get home?

Douchey Dickbag: I don't know, brah, but I gave her Jefferson's Anus when I got up! Pound it!

by Greene Team July 25, 2011

Anus Fresh

the stinky but enticing smell of an anus after an excretion of bowels takes place

Good going anus fresh, asshole.

by longranger August 28, 2003

Anus Crunch

To eat some ass. A hilarious name for a breakfast cereal! A form of ass chewing, and/or shit eating!

My Husband pissed me off last night, so I fed him some Anus Crunch for Breakfast!

by Noel James June 20, 2007