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China Abortion

When a man is uppercut in the testicles with enough force to castrate him.
Bro if you keep being frisky I might have to give you a China Abortion

I finna boutta China Abort his ass
by Choukey February 17, 2020
mugGet the China Abortionmug.

Abortion Dodger

A woman, who by virtue of sheer stupidity and laziness, produces offspring which she then publicly parades and neglects, thus annoying everyone. This species is particularly virulent on British trains after 9 o'clock.
Abortion Dodger scrounger annoying chav neglect
by Perfectibilist May 26, 2016
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tv abortion

On The Conners, Darlene's daughter Harris had a TV abortion because an elective abortion would hve offended many viewers.
by Chunks the Dog March 2, 2023
mugGet the tv abortionmug.

Abort Launch Sequence

When you feel a boner coming on so you stop all forms of affectionate/sexual activity any pray that you dont get one.
Girl:*Moves up close to a guy.

Guy: Whoa abort launch sequence
by pancakes-and-mercats June 20, 2011
mugGet the Abort Launch Sequencemug.

Manslut Abortion

A type of insult that can blow up someone's balls instantly
Stfu you fucking unloved manslut abortion. I am going to go down to the fucking zoo to hire a monkey to fuck you in the ass and fucking track your dumb ass down and annihilate you and your fucking moron family you fucking furry retard. Who abused you as a child?
by RETARD ALERT! January 23, 2024
mugGet the Manslut Abortionmug.

Abortion

Sally: I'm pregnant
Josh: *no scopes the fetus*, Abortion...BITCH
by Just a man on urban March 20, 2022
mugGet the Abortionmug.

emotional abortion

An emotional abortion is when you’re at the OBGYN and they shove an ultrasound wand up your kitty meow meow with no lube and it feels heavenly.
Girl 1: how was your OB appointment

Girl 2: OMG.. I got an emotional abortion, it was sooooooo good😩
by _Vagetarian_ March 14, 2025
mugGet the emotional abortionmug.

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