jed and alyssa

superior in all aspects

i wanna fuck jed and alyssa.

by jed6969 May 7, 2020

Alyssa Arias

Alyssa Arias we have you on sometime of drug and won't be able to explain all the ways she'll gets you high, she'll leave you fienin bad, she'll have changing your schedule, you can spend all your money and you would care because she's special,

Alyssa Arias gets me so high, like I'm on some kind of drug.

by Somekindofdrug April 13, 2016

travis and alyssa

Two people who is to far in love that everytime we kiss some kid in Africa finds water for his village..

For 10¢ a day you can Travis and Alyssa a kid on the other side of the world.

by Dig Baddy deR December 25, 2016

alyssa rice

A blonde female that thinks she is sneaky or secretive. Most likely when caught in a situation with be defensive or irrational. Will think she is in the right even if it is completely irresponsible or hurtful.

That Alyssa rice from Tinley says meow instead of moans during intercourse. Then she tried to blame baby yoda

by Alyssa nice May 22, 2021

Adie and Alyssa

Adie and Alyssa are the best of friends. They truly bring out the best in each other.

Girl 1) “wow Adie and Alyssa are really amazing friends.”
Girl 2) “yea I wish I could be like them.”

by The sassy queen March 9, 2023

alyssa sloan

a person who sits and eats two whole bags of chips and two granola bars

alyssa sloan ate all our food

by turtleplayer 1021 July 23, 2018

Montgomery Alyssa

Dumb hoe that thinks she is gangster. Somehow made it to college, but spells worse than a 2 year old. Lives off weed and putting people down. Is toxic to everyone. Has a fivehead and looks like a man.

Dude 1: Who is that?
Dude 2: That is Montgomery Alyssa. She is trash and has the big dumb.
Dude 1: Eww. Better stay away from her

by Greenghost28 March 19, 2019