Ivan Alien Stage

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by The_Alpha_Person November 23, 2025

Alien abduction

A group of people who may or may not be from outer space. But who take great interest in you're butthole.

Alien abduction societies are normal. After the victim has been violated. Government types show up, and declare that there's nothing to see. While others are eager to cover it up.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 2, 2020

boolin like a straight white asian alien walmart employee

when youre running around the mall and shitting everywhere but cant control the stream that is coming out of dat booty. but then it stops and you get abducted by chinese dragons. and then the dragons buy you stomach juice at walmart.

guy1 - what did you do last night?
guy2 - i was just boolin like a straight white asian alien walmart employee

by booty42069 April 24, 2018

alien poi

the fucking badest assest poi spinning style on earth. With geometric moves that will blow your mind. Think a flaming 3D spirograph.

That alien poi really freaked my shit out. See also Alien Jon.

by High Priestess 22 February 5, 2010

Alienated

To probe your partner with a stick or something similar, and shove it so far up their rectum that they begin to bleed and their eyeballs pop out of their skulls. CAUTION: Your arm may require cleansing afterwards.

Joe: "I totally alienated her last night!"
Yuri: "Do me next, and do it hard!"

by Haunted Pixel October 25, 2019

The Holy Alien

He is worst csgo player, and should be put in prison cause he makes people wanna die when they see his gameplay, The holy alien is also a gay person and that means that he likes men.

Stop being the holy alien!
(which means stop being bad at everything)

by GUnnarGAming March 27, 2023

Aliens

A species that comes from outer space

Aliens were proven real by the government and there are videos to back it up from the Air Force

by m o j _ January 13, 2022