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Alan

A bitch who gets dehydrated really easily and thinks he so funny.
Oh my god, Alan is going to die of dehydration.
by noneyabusinitch November 21, 2021
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Alan

Alan is a fat mother fucker who eats on the daily base!
Michal is better that him!
He is a pussy who cant fight.
He cant play football or any sport.
Alan is a bitch!
by Yugzy May 9, 2022
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Alan

Alan is a wonderful guy with a MASSIVE heart. He also has EXTRA big feet. Has fluffy guinea pigs called Spud and Doug, they also have MASSIVE feet. Alan uses a lot of product on his beard that is really shiny and fluffy and nice.

Also he wants people to know that he has very masculine hands (WHICH ARE ALSO BIG).

Alan likes soup and brown hair ;)
Alan has a massive heart...
by fancyphanickpants October 30, 2020
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Alan

A mexican man who has sex with a white man
"Have you heard about Jorge"

"Yeah, I heard he's an Alan now"
by Mister Charlie July 15, 2022
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Alan Light

'Hey do you know Alan Light?'
'Yea he's my teacher,'
by THEBIGBIGTACO February 6, 2021
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