Why was sister named Teresa? Mum likes Easter, so she was named Teresa, just rearrange the letters. And you were named Alan.
by One-eyed wonder August 31, 2021
Get the Alanmug. A middle aged, generously proportioned male netballer more than probably born in Scotland and raised in Dandenong.
Every time he wears that "GA" bib he looks like a real Alan.
What are the odds there are seven Alans available to make a team.
I bet that Alan shaves his armpits
What are the odds there are seven Alans available to make a team.
I bet that Alan shaves his armpits
by The Gazelle 16 August 22, 2023
Get the Alanmug. by Ellobozo May 9, 2022
Get the Alanmug. by .0.7.9.7.1.5.3.7.4.6.5.9.7.3.4 May 7, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Terry Alan Crews Arisesisa Nappa<.7.9.7.6.>mug. by Fat Johnson June 10, 2024
Get the Jim Alan Dicksonmug. Most perfect guy in the world. He is calm and has the sweeter soul ever, although he is very hot too.
by famns July 30, 2021
Get the Alan Miguelmug. Alan is a fat mother fucker who eats on the daily base!
Michal is better that him!
He is a pussy who cant fight.
He cant play football or any sport.
Michal is better that him!
He is a pussy who cant fight.
He cant play football or any sport.
Alan is a bitch!
by Yugzy May 9, 2022
Get the Alanmug.