Alan

A fatass faggot nigga who dickrides certain people. He is also a sensitive wank who cant take no fucking jokes. Also a stupid ass nigger.

“He is definitely an Alan” “its giving Alan”

by Ih8N1gg3rz May 9, 2024

Alan

Alan is a Celtic name which means noble, handsome etc.
Very humble and would do anything to make a person happy.
Yet, the most dangerous person in the room once he runs out of patience.

He's a sweetheart; he's Alan.

by Amir Zayed Khan November 23, 2021

Alan Polanco

Alan Polanco is the hottest guy that ever lived he is the nicest person on the planet and really friendly

Alan Polanco was found in school and doesn’t know I like him 😒

by anonymous November 24, 2020

Alan Stanley

good guy, good friend :thumbsup:

my friend is such an alan stanley :lel:

by alan's 2nd best friend March 29, 2022

Alan

A fucking retard that likes to mess around with radios and blow shit up

Alan stole my ip address and social security

by Peter big shooing griffi June 12, 2023

Alan Heath

(1). A Micropenis
(2). Bad Laugh
(3). Love For Trucks
(4). A Homosexual
(5). Lack of Knowledge
(6). Incompetent to Normal Logic

"I would never have sex with you, not with an Alan Heath"
"Your an Alan Heath bro, never seen someone love trucks that bad"
"Stop acting like an Alan Heath, think normal dude"

by 3TF July 5, 2016

Alan apx

So, a soul less creature with no sense of living in this world.
If u can imagine a living joke, you can call it as alan apx.
This species of shit is very rare, and you wont get it in normal world.
You can find it in a gutter.

Ohh an alan apx, WOW so rare kind of shit.

by musturdmaddy September 4, 2022