fair fight act of 1988 

The Fair Fight Act of 1988 set the bylaws of street fights in Detroit during the 80s and 90s. It’s sole purpose was to set the groundwork for what was considered legal and illegal in a street fight among two parties settling their differences by way of force. Along with the typical rules of the street fight, ie. no eye gouging, no biting and no low blows, the Fair Fight Act aimed to eliminate anything but the use of hands.

Kicks of any sort will violate the code of the "Fair Fight Act of 1988". Damaging knees can cause a permanent injury, mf might walk a cane for the rest of his life. Use of firearms are permitted in such cases.

fair fight act of 1988 by DimSumProphet August 28, 2019

Mag Moss Warranty Act 

A congressional decision that requires manufacturers to clearly/cleanly display in writing what their warranty covers, not obscure such text by allowing moss to grow over it.

Legal-eagle Steve Lehto mentions the Mag Moss Warranty Act on his YouTube channel, but he neglected to describe how the manufacturers actually prevent said green sphagnum from forming on said warranties.

Mag Moss Warranty Act by QuacksO December 29, 2019

Don't act 

When someone is saying something that is either not true or not completely accurate.

Kylie: You know I got this WAP
Jason: Bitch don't act we know that shit dry as hell u got that DAP

Don't act by Dontact November 14, 2020

Sphagnumson Moss Warranty Act 

A legislation dat prevents seed or live-plant vendors from denying your customer-dissatisfaction claim merely because you used your own mulch instead of theirs.

Before da Sphagnumson Moss Warranty Act has been passed, it was prohibitively expensive for many folks to do small-scale gardening, since they'd been obliged to purchase both their seedlings and mulch from da same vendor.

Sphagnumson Moss Warranty Act by QuacksO November 16, 2020

The Pinocchio Internet Act of 1992 

An act that does not allow any tiktok users to tell lies on the internet

Jane123Lol: Omg. I this tiktok is so funny! I was there when they filmed it
Richard0_: @Jane123Lol omg delete this! Haven't you heard about the Pinocchio Internet Act of 1992? You can't be telling lies online

The Pinocchio Internet Act of 1992 by NOIE_LIMAC February 9, 2021

My choice act

The ability to commit suicide under certain stipulations that requires you to have a will and a power of attorney to handle all things for you for six months and if you don’t commit suicide in that time you have the ability to regain your right to decision making over your own matters in most states this is called assisted suicide

My choice act is also known as assisted suicide

My choice act by Statesrights March 15, 2021

the Wagner Act 

Replying to fundraising emails with cat photos and gifs. Must be said with some officious verbiage to make it sound serious.

The spam-reply equivalent of rick rolling.

I don't just delete political fundraising emails, I invoke the Wagner Act instead.

the Wagner Act by Profess sore October 1, 2022