assholey

the act of being an asshole

he was so assholey around her before they finally broke up

by ooooookkkkaaaaaaayyyyy February 21, 2009

asshole tax

a tax added to one's subtotal of a bill, who generally acts like an asshole. this usually works because most assholes aren't willing to do their math.

"That guy was pissing me off, so I charged him asshole tax."

by jake l. September 5, 2005

asshole

A person who gets on your damn nerves, a person with disrespect and being a total jackass is their thing. A person who just could've been nicer.

I went into a bathroom and there was a whole gang of ugly dudes wearing red shirts. I almost laughed but those motherfuckers scared me. About to use the bathroom, one of them pushed me and went into the stall saying, " No bitch ass faggot ass rock lovin white motherfuckers allowed." All his friends got quiet and looked at me and I felt a flash of anger go through me but I was blinded with a gut instinct telling myself to leave because it was dangerous in there for me, an outsider. I'm not sure but I think I crossed one of those stupid bitch ass gangs, lol. That's just ONE example of being a true asshole.

by Matthew Robinson April 13, 2008

america's asshole

Los Angeles. It only makes sense that if Florida is America's wang, then Los Angeles is America's Asshole.

More Smog in LA? I guess it's fitting that there is so much rotten gas floating out of America's asshole.

by TisHimsizzle January 11, 2009

Out Assholed

Showing a higher magnitude or degree of being the asshole in a situation.

Each woman who destroys her life by succumbing to this meaningless bullying is nothing but a moronic asshole herself, only out assholed by the backward, cowardly men who get off on making them do this.

by Hadafakaya September 3, 2012

asshole

The opening at the lower end of the alimentary canal through which solid waste is eliminated from the body. The asshole is closely related to the sphincter which is a ringlike muscle that normally maintains constriction of the asshole or other orifice and relaxes as required to push your shitstool out of your body.

May the fleas of a thousand camels invade your asshole, good sir.

by poop­ July 21, 2006

Eat The Shit Out Of Her Asshole

When you see a super hot chick and you actually think her shit don't stink. You actually visualize rimming, sucking on, and eating out her asshole even with remnants of shit in her butt crevice. But, to you, it is well worth it because she is sooooo hot. Sometimes it can be used as an Acronym : (ETSOOHA). It is pronounced "Et-sew-ha".

1.) Horny Bastard: Look at Britney Spears....she has a super juicy butt and looks hot!

Fat Bastard: I would so Eat The Shit Out Of Her Asshole!

2.) Nerd#1: Do you think Britney Spears is hot?

Nerd#2: Man, I would ETSOOHA anyday!!!

by Sicilianbuttfucker June 22, 2011