Dark Aging

Covering yourself and your lover up with blankets that have holes in them by your genitals. Then one of you must tackle the other down the stairs or off the bed. Then you have to try to insert your penis into her hole. If you get it in before two minuets, your lover has to throat fuck you and say "what a lovely tea party".

Hey Laura do you want to try dark aging tonight?

by Thejerseydirtbag May 1, 2015

strongest avenger

The strongest avenger is in fact Thor Odinson as it is shown in Infinity Wat

Dude: Do you know who is the strongest avenger? I think is The hulk
Me: Nah mate, the strongest avenger is Thor Odinson

by Loki of Asgard July 16, 2018

christmas aging

To look so amazing in the jeans your wife got you that she wants to take advantage of you and your cute bubble but.

Wow he must be christmas aging, cause they left a while ago and havent been back to the party yet.

by Holelottanope September 23, 2018

CHING ALING DING

This word is used for when an asian is at your door

"Oh shit we have a CHING ALING DING"
- "herro im asian"

by IsntJamesButAlsoJames November 8, 2021

Holy Avenger

When a priest cums in a persons ass, while choking them with rosary beads.

Tim: Billy you look a little flush, whats up?
Billy: Just catching my breath, Father O'Malley just gave me the Holy Avenger.

by BillyBob Avenger December 28, 2021

the avengers script

The Avengers:
Steve Rogers: What's the matter, scared of a little lightning?
Loki: I'm not overly fond of what follows...
(Thor appears)

Thor: Do not touch me again!
Iron Man: Then don't take my stuff.
Thor: You have no idea what you're dealing with.
Iron Man: Ah, Shakespeare in The Park? Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?
Thor: This is beyond you, metal man! Loki will face Asgardian justice!
Iron Man: He gives up the Cube, he's all yours. Until then, stay out of the way...TOURIST!
(Thor, angered by the retort, throws his hammer Mjolnir forcefully at Iron Man, sending Iron Man flying back a distance through the forest)

Steve Rogers: Doctor Banner, now might be a really good time for you to get angry.
Bruce Banner: That's my secret, Cap: I'm always angry.
(Banner hulks out and punches the Leviathan)

Iron Man: What else you got?
Clint Barton: Well, Thor's taking on a squadron on Sixth.
Iron Man: And he didn't invite me...

(Iron Man grabs a nuclear missile and routes it to the portal)
Jarvis: Stark, you know that's a one-way trip?
Iron Man: Save the rest for the return, Jay.

(After end credits scene #1)
The Other: Humans... They are not the cowering wretches we were promised. They stand. They are unruly, and therefore cannot be ruled. To challenge them is to court death.
(Thanos rises and smiles)

(After end credits scene #2)
The Avengers eat in silence at a shawarma restaurant.

the avengers script s important

by bucky barnes official January 6, 2022

Toxic Avenger

A person that frequently or exclusively makes toxic comments on posts for the purpose of sowing social/political discord, as an effort to feel superiority and validation of their own beliefs. Usually done anonymously to avoid the repercussions of stating their true beliefs under their primary account.

Not to be confused with a Troll, whose motives are based in self-entertainment (by stirring up the pot) and not truly ideological in nature.

Your comment history shows that you use this account exclusively to be a toxic avenger; which is a disturbing reminder that you know what the problem is and you’re so contrary that you feel compelled to respond, but you also don’t want to risk your public reputation by saying racist/offensive comments on your primary account that could publicly out you.

by YourHeroWasAFraud February 8, 2022