When you are sitting in class and have to take a monster shit to the point where it feels like you are being stabbed in the stomach repeatedly. It requires a quick trip to the bathroom where you blow the gaskets off of the toilet and everyone hears you fighting the feces out of your asshole.
While Bella was sitting in class, she felt like she was being crap attacked and rushed to the bathroom. As soon as she sat on the pot she fought tooth and nail to remove the feces from her intestines until she finally collapsed in victory.
by Static1432 November 10, 2009
When you suddenly get extremely excited about something and you can't seem to calm down. It's almost like a panic attack but you're just really, really excited.
by Jed.I.Knight June 06, 2018
The greatest motha fuckin game eva!!! It is a Mini-Game on EA Sports NCAA Football video game.
Players of this game frequently employ the douche pitch, the pick-off, and the hit stick.
Players of this game frequently employ the douche pitch, the pick-off, and the hit stick.
Michael: Hey man I think I am gonna get a BJ tonighit
Pavan: Whatev, I think I am gonna play option attack today
Michael: NO effin way, option attack is way better than getting a BJ
Pavan: Whatev, I think I am gonna play option attack today
Michael: NO effin way, option attack is way better than getting a BJ
by pavk December 17, 2008
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To start off as friends, letting that other person know you want to be friends, but your real intention with him/her is to have a relationship/ fling / to hook up
mike - you see that girl over there? Tonya?
todd - yeah man
mike - u know she doesnt want a relantionship right now right?
todd - i know ,but yo man, ima totally sneak attack that
Mike - NICE
todd - yeah man
mike - u know she doesnt want a relantionship right now right?
todd - i know ,but yo man, ima totally sneak attack that
Mike - NICE
by J-Release-O November 14, 2009
The act of purposefully slacking off on an activity (homework, practice, working out, cleaning, etc.) by not completing the activity in its entirety or taking extreme short cuts to avoid having to work hard or spend a considerable amount of time on the activity.
I'm definitely going to slack-attack my workout this afternoon. I'm only going to ride a bike for 30 minutes and just forget about that 2 mile run and lift that I am supposed to do..
by sschirem March 08, 2013
Anytime a dude tries to crack on to Ollie, Ollie sets his Attack Poofter on him to gay things up. Ollie then has sex with a female cos he's not gay.
by The_green_fairy June 30, 2014