by moroccandude December 7, 2024

by Anson Jai November 24, 2021

A hacky-sack carrying, baja wearing, long haired sketch ball, who enjoys sulking around town and golf courses while high, and mourning over the loss of his true love. Sir Shitlickers are not very smart people, and they may be completely oblivious to the fact that they are hurting the girl who has liked them all along. Sometimes they have been known to have no feelings, except for the girl who got away.
"wow that Brian's a real Sir Shitlicker." "I'll say, did you see him loitering in front of 7-11 yesterday? probably looking for Ash again."
by Amber Alloy January 4, 2010

A fiend, a devil, a pirate. He's skulks around the deep alleyways of the popular chat website known as 'discord'. He takes, and he takes, yet never gives. He's a schemer, never paying for something he never has to. He's a robber, a pirate even. Yet, he's uncatchable. A damned lizard man conducting 'trade deals' for substances unknown to the man kind. He's a monster.
Person 1: Who's that?
Person 2: Shut up, it's Sir Immmunity.
Person 1: Why the fuck is his name spelled wrong?
Person 2: Shut up, it's Sir Immmunity.
Person 1: Why the fuck is his name spelled wrong?
by Simply_Yeah September 7, 2022

An amazing person no matter what people say. To start off making this amazing person, begun with a base of funny af, next add on sweetness and niceness, lastly add in sexy. This man is a 1 in 7.8 billion chance and if you get to meet him you are lucky. Sir Orbit will always stick by your side no matter what. He isn't the smartest of the group but definitely is always the funniest. (Please approve this. My friend (Sir Orbit) is actually a really nice guy.)
Person 1: Bro Sir Orbit Crunch is so funny!
Person 2: Not to mention he's super nice!
Sir Orbit Crunch: Just an awesome person
Person 2: Not to mention he's super nice!
Sir Orbit Crunch: Just an awesome person
by Sebsomeone. February 28, 2022
