michael: yo how was yesterday!
me: i met this girl we shagged and then i dashed!
mum: i hope you have never shagged and dashed anyone!!!
me: i met this girl we shagged and then i dashed!
mum: i hope you have never shagged and dashed anyone!!!
by topshagger12345678 April 12, 2022
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Where a man sticks his penis into a woman's vagina or anus or mouth to make babies or pleasure. It could be man on man or woman on woman, but you get the idea.
Where a man sticks his penis into a woman's vagina or anus or mouth to make babies or pleasure. It could be man on man or woman on woman, but you get the idea.
1. Honey, let's shag!
2. Marhon saw Sina's car. Marhon had been married to Sina ever since gay marriage was legalized. He knew he was home, but what's this? The car of Asim, Sina's best friend, was parked on our drive. Very suspicious. I went in as quietly as possible, and crept up the stairs. Suddenly there was this sensual moaning coming from my room. I burst in and saw Asim deep inside Sina's asshole. It was then when I realised they had been shagging. I thought that Sina was my partner! I wanted to kill him, but then Asim jumped on top of me. It was then when I realised I was being raped.
2. Marhon saw Sina's car. Marhon had been married to Sina ever since gay marriage was legalized. He knew he was home, but what's this? The car of Asim, Sina's best friend, was parked on our drive. Very suspicious. I went in as quietly as possible, and crept up the stairs. Suddenly there was this sensual moaning coming from my room. I burst in and saw Asim deep inside Sina's asshole. It was then when I realised they had been shagging. I thought that Sina was my partner! I wanted to kill him, but then Asim jumped on top of me. It was then when I realised I was being raped.
by Marhon November 24, 2015
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There’s lots of shags underneath the shagmas tree
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To shag another living or dead organism whilst covered in mucus (hairy or otherwise) from the nose and or vagina for lubrication. May cause Aids. Highly addictive. Must be used with caution, as can be slippery.
by LilyAndEllieAreTheSex. January 13, 2011
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