Asian Bryan

Against typical stereotypes, he has a big cock

Have you seen Asian Bryan's cock? He has to at least be 2 inches

by bryanhac November 19, 2023

bryan

tends to be violent and most people named bryan are short and most likely asian outside tough inside very nice.

omg what did i do to you stop hitting me bryan.

by RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA November 21, 2021

Bryan Garner

The most retarted, dumbfounded, ignorant, most unlikly straight man on the face of planet earth. Not only is he a homo, he acts as if he is someone he really isnt.

Man 1: who is this idiot?
Man 2: oh, thats Bryan Garner. He is a lier and his whole life is a hoax.

by Bryansss December 21, 2016

Bryan

A virgin male who spends his day loitering and cleaning whilst trying to live life to the fullest, but not too extreme. Bryan can be seen as the perfect housewife who loves dogs especially corgis

1-WOw i wish i was gay
2-why?
1-so i can marry bryan

by bigupsjunkman May 21, 2019

bryan castillo

doesn't obey traffic laws. will go 71 in a 45 on the parkway and get on probation, then go 100 in a 55 and lose his license. never get into the GTR (may she rip) when bryan drives. wears cool shoes and casually mentions that most of them cost over $1000. threw a fuckin banger last year on October 3. shit was crazy. best people to get drunk with were at that party. if you know a bryan castillo, tell his mom to go out of town again.

Man I chugged 3 blue raspberry bootleggers at that party.

Who's party???
Bryan Castillo's.
That makes sense man.

by gary the good looking potato November 23, 2021

shelby bryan

The girl harry mentioned on their August , 28th interview. He said that he saw her profile on Instagram and fancied her. She looked to be around 15. he said she was a "beautiful girl, majestic eyes" but dropped the subject after a minute or so. Niall said she was "quite pretty" also.

Harry and Niall fancy Shelby Bryan.

by Blake hartwig September 26, 2013

Bryan

a really mean person has no Rizz cant get bitches and plays Valorant 24-7 likes goats and cant stop drinking and going out to partys thinking he is a big man, wears bras

Bryan: IM THE MAN

me: ooh okay buddy

by KarmaxTheThird January 4, 2023