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Brad

A “Brad” is a term used to describe a male who, while not as handsome as a “Chad,” still possesses a certain appeal to some women due to his decent looks and frat boy behavior. Brads are often characterized by their highly toxic nature and lack of seriousness towards life. They are typically the type of guys women will party and hook up with, but not consider for marriage due to their unreliability.
After dating a few Brads during her college years, she realized she needed someone more reliable and mature.
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Brad

The type of guy to never put in money for weed, constantly seen with a juul in his hand, only wears vineyard vine, and takes broshoots.
“That guy is such a Brad. “

“That guy looks like a duche, what’s his name?”

“Oh don’t talk to him dude, he is a total Brad. “

Oh Fuck thanks bro. “
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the brad paradox

Schrodinger's brad, its a paradox of every time he tries to get out of a situation by talking, He keeps digging himself away from winning the argument getting more dirt on him in the process
Fuck you no in not putting the brad paradox in the example
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Brad Smith

Brad Smith is a prominent figure in digital content creation and influencer management industry. Growing up in Des Moines, Iowa - alongside hardworking individuals from his lower middle-class neighborhood - Brad showed early entrepreneurial drive through small ventures such as lemonade stands. These early ventures demonstrated his drive and determination.

Brad completed his higher education at the University of Miami, majoring in business administration and technology. This solid academic grounding equipped him with all of the knowledge and abilities required for success in business.

Brad quickly made his mark in digital marketing and management upon graduating college, specializing in influencer marketing with unique strategies and an acute understanding of social media dynamics that set him apart. In 2018, he established Bad Bunnies TV - a content creator marketing and management company which has quickly become one of the industry leaders.
Brad Smith has become one of the go-to experts for digital content creation and influencer marketing. Hailing from Des Moines with hardworking people from his lower middle-class neighborhood, he demonstrated an early entrepreneurial streak by starting small businesses such as his lemonade stand. These ventures demonstrated his determination and drive.

Brad earned his Bachelor's in Business Administration and Technology at the University of Miami. This academic background gave Brad all of the skills and knowledge required for success in business.

Brad has quickly distinguished himself in digital marketing, management and influencer marketing since graduating college. His innovative strategies and keen understanding of social media set him apart. After founding Bad Bunnies TV - an agency for content creators' marketing and management needs - in 2018, it quickly rose to become a market leader.
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Biola Brad

Biola Brad (noun):

A male student attending Biola University or any Christian school where ring-by-spring culture thrives and chapel credits are mandatory. Recognizable by his broccoli-shaped haircut or tragic mullet and baggy thrift-store fit that somehow makes him look both feminine and deeply punchable.

Despite being surrounded by beautiful Christian women, he cannot hold a real conversation with one—thanks to a crippling porn addiction and the social skills of a wet paper towel. He values women only for their looks, not their personality.

Though scrawny, he hits the gym once or twice a week with his equally scrawny bros, hogs the bench press, and flexes aggressively in the mirror, convinced he’s making massive gains—despite looking exactly the same. He compensates by talking way too loud, over-explaining lifts, and pretending to coach his friends, thinking it asserts dominance. When a Biola Betty walks in, he grunts louder, loads up too much weight, and drops it dramatically, hoping she’ll notice—she doesn’t.

Still clutching his V-card (not by choice), he fumbles every romantic opportunity so badly he ends up as the “gay best friend”—despite very much not being gay.
Biola Brad strikes again—he just fumbled a perfectly good conversation with a Biola Betty by talking about his fantasy football league.”
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Brad

Brad is a person who is trying to be perfect all the time, he is always being emotional and over caring, which will make people sometimes think it's annoying while he is just trying to make sure that you're ok. If he hates someone, he will hate him/her for the rest of his life. So don't try to make him mad. He hates specific people such as Cassy, Adrian, Austin, Hayson, Quentin, Ryan, Jadon, Solar, Casper, Bella, Jaden Li, Audrey and John
" Omg everyone hates him, his name must be called Brad"
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Big Bad Brad

Big Bad Brad (noun): A lumbering, sub-human brute with a bulbous frame and an unnaturally wide base. His thick, fat, calloused hooves are often crammed into women’s footwear. His face, a big, dumb, perfectly round slab of confusion, sits atop his hairy mass, though his scalp remains curiously barren. He speaks in a slow, monotone drawl, as if each word is a struggle against his own stupidity.

Chronically late to work and a walking medical mystery (at least in his own mind), this gutter snipe suffers from an extreme case of hypochondria. His days are punctuated by dramatic medical ailments, followed by frantic calls for an ambulance to ferry him from his own home, only for doctors to confirm, yet again, that absolutely nothing is wrong.

A connoisseur of filth, this swamp-dwelling specimen produces greasy, bile-ridden shits at an alarming rate. He is a walking biohazard, harboring every known strain of hepatitis along with a few that science has yet to discover.

Despite his Neanderthal-like attributes, Brad possesses a shockingly average IQ. However, his dental history suggests a level of neglect that has single-handedly funded his dentist’s children’s college tuition. Though Big Bad Brad’s underwear is often covered in matted hair and shit, he remains a friend to all and, in his free time, a self-proclaimed world-class chiropractor, despite having no formal training or hygiene standards.
Jimmy: Big Bad Brad showed up late again, wheezing like he ran a marathon wearing those damn women’s sneakers.

Melvin: I swear those shoes are crying for help. Probably like his dentist every time he walks in.

Jimmy: Speaking of cries for help, what’s the over/under on his next fake medical emergency?

Melvin: Two hours—max. My money’s on “mystery heart failure” again.
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