Davis Wilson is really fucking stupid he’s hella ugly and musty. His girlfriend stank, he gotta thic ass and he stay queefing. He asshole always be itchin but on the low he stay cuttin up
by Gotmededasf November 08, 2019
An absolute munch, aka a super simp, won’t even leave his house because his mouth is filled with muff and still goes to bed with blue balls
Cory: “Dude come to the bar and get hammered with the boys! We can go hoggin!”
Nico: “Sorry cuz, I gotta eat my girls pussy and jerk off on myself like Nick Wilson”
Nico: “Sorry cuz, I gotta eat my girls pussy and jerk off on myself like Nick Wilson”
by Motherfucker chazz July 09, 2023
by Thegreat54 June 19, 2017
Wilson tan is the guy who’s super smart, super cool, super funny, and cute. He’s always caring, thoughtful, and sometimes can be weird. He’s a god at video games and really smart in school. Anyone would be lucky to have a wilson in their life.
Man1: wow, is that a wilson?
Man2: sure is. I wonder if he’ll be my friend
Man1: he’ll totally be your friend considering, he’s so nice.
Man2: well, he’s a wilson tan after all
Man2: sure is. I wonder if he’ll be my friend
Man1: he’ll totally be your friend considering, he’s so nice.
Man2: well, he’s a wilson tan after all
by @itz.not.wilson November 21, 2018
An absolute chad that takes pride in acting like he doesn't know anyone. Probably captain of the lacrosse team and probably slept with your mom.
by A boy and his hog January 09, 2022
Halle is a professional volleyball player that flops every fucking time she runs for a ball. Also a huge bitch
by jagtiger26 November 29, 2018
by MrChu242 April 29, 2020