scuzz towel

The special towel designated to be used during sex to protect the bedsheets from any scuzzy residue coming out of the participating parties.
“Yeah she squirted everywhere but my sheets were safe cause she was on my scuzz towel”
by Theyoungwolf98 April 26, 2022
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soggy towel

A Debbie Downer who is a total damper on the party. Frequently used by hip kids under 33 that are "with it".
That guy at the after party is such a soggy towel, he should just go home and walk his dog.
by SnoopSoggySogs April 27, 2014
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embracing-towel

A large clean towel that you carry with you while strolling the beach, and then drape around the shoulders of any cute chicks whom you meet prior to giving them a hug, so that you don't hafta endure any disgusting yucky-sticky skin-to-skin contact with sweaty/oily arms, necks, chests, backs, and shoulders during said embraces.
I find that bathing beauties are much more willing to give me a hug when I bring along an embracing-towel; I even occasionally receive a warm-hearted compliment from da chick for my being "such a perfect gentleman" to think considerately of her like that.
by QuacksO December 02, 2018
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flangeeta towel

just one of many expressions used to describe a tampon. Originates from the word flange that refers to a less than appealing vagina.
Anyone got a spare flangeeta towel? I got the painters in...
by c0za April 08, 2005
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towel tea

a sex position, where the man hangs the girl by a towel from the ceiling and puts tea into her vagina. then waits underneath for it to drip out
"dayum girl, im thirsty, you wanna towel tea?"
by XnsFracture May 09, 2016
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eating towels

Sexual frustration in a steam room due to the hot guy sitting across from you.
He was so hot and the only thing I could do to stop myself from groping him in the steam room was eating towels from the locker room.
by NopeNah October 21, 2017
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vagina towel

Mongolian Curse word
Means: alnii alchuur, Bulgaa
Babe have you seen my vagina towel i got to wipe my vagina
by Bulgaa's shadow clone November 28, 2021
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