confused individual: "Are you a MAN or are you a WOMAN??"
Hermaphrodite: "neither, Imma SQUIRREL MONKEY!"
Hermaphrodite: "neither, Imma SQUIRREL MONKEY!"
by Gmilch May 16, 2010
the inevitable and soon to come squirrel uprising that most likely already happened but were in the hundredth reality where it has yet to happen
Me: Hey have you been preparing your Assault Rifles for the squirrels?
Other person: yeah we're gonna light them up
squirrel uprising being squirrels taking over the human race and population
Other person: yeah we're gonna light them up
squirrel uprising being squirrels taking over the human race and population
by Someone that exists, maybe? February 22, 2021
by F and D October 06, 2016
when u put ur dick and balls in between your legs, face away from someone, and bend over. the balls look like the squirrel’s eyes popping out of its head. the act isnt complete until you yell “squirrel in a headlock!”
Dude 1: “Have you ever seen a squirrel in a headlock?”
Dude 2: “No”
*act is performed*
Dude 1: “Squirrel in a headlock!”
Dude 2: “Gross!”
Dude 2: “No”
*act is performed*
Dude 1: “Squirrel in a headlock!”
Dude 2: “Gross!”
by ppnoggins January 15, 2023
by Squirrel Beef November 21, 2017
A term used to describe next generation hacking in which a given system's source-code is unraveled line by line. This exposes vulnerabilities at different layers that can then be used to navigate through the system undetected and collect information, sometimes called "nuts".
by Don't Worry About It______ June 06, 2011
My hipster jeans are so tight in the crotch I can't even feel my balls. I got squirrel balls. They are hibernating.
by Gerry Larry April 20, 2013