Squirrel Monkey

Any species in which reproductive organs of both sexes are present.

Also see: Hermaphrodite
confused individual: "Are you a MAN or are you a WOMAN??"

Hermaphrodite: "neither, Imma SQUIRREL MONKEY!"
by Gmilch May 16, 2010
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squirrel uprising

the inevitable and soon to come squirrel uprising that most likely already happened but were in the hundredth reality where it has yet to happen
Me: Hey have you been preparing your Assault Rifles for the squirrels?

Other person: yeah we're gonna light them up

squirrel uprising being squirrels taking over the human race and population
by Someone that exists, maybe? February 22, 2021
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Squirrel Rabbit

Someone that likes nuts like a squirrel and hops like a rabbit to each pair
Omg Becky is such a squirrel rabbit she's hit up every guy in school
by F and D October 06, 2016
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squirrel in a headlock

when u put ur dick and balls in between your legs, face away from someone, and bend over. the balls look like the squirrel’s eyes popping out of its head. the act isnt complete until you yell “squirrel in a headlock!”
Dude 1: “Have you ever seen a squirrel in a headlock?”
Dude 2: “No”
*act is performed*
Dude 1: “Squirrel in a headlock!”
Dude 2: “Gross!”
by ppnoggins January 15, 2023
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Squirrel Beef

A bullshit imitation or substitute of any legitimate product or substance.
by Squirrel Beef November 21, 2017
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Squirrel Injection

A term used to describe next generation hacking in which a given system's source-code is unraveled line by line. This exposes vulnerabilities at different layers that can then be used to navigate through the system undetected and collect information, sometimes called "nuts".
Using squirrel injection HACKER combed through the FBI database and stole government secrets.
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Squirrel Balls

When your pants are so tight in the crotch and your balls suck up inside you.
My hipster jeans are so tight in the crotch I can't even feel my balls. I got squirrel balls. They are hibernating.
by Gerry Larry April 20, 2013
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