Kobe

A absolute menace to society and a machine on a basketball court.

Kobe stop annoying that granny

by anonymous November 27, 2021

Kobe

Kobe that pretty motha-fucka

Aye ain't that Kobe

by ¿‽? June 24, 2023

Kobe jack

When a guy is edging for three days and finally cums and shoots a three-pointers

Did you hear how Alyssa made John Kobe jack

by Dumb_bitch_03 April 8, 2020

Kobe

That lit ass dude your girl can't forget about

Most attractive and irresistible hot guy y'all know. Body of a god. Stay focussed or dude seduces your girl

Girl 1: What's your new friend like?
Girl 2: He's a Kobe
Girl 1: Threesome?

by Just a lit ass dude November 22, 2021

Kobe

A legend at basketball. Also very cluch

There is a person on my basketball team who is such a kobe

by Otter demon spawn February 12, 2020

Kobe

When your doing something that involves a helicopter crashing

Me: My helicopter is crashing

My Teammates: Kobe

by MJisthegoat April 24, 2020

KOBE

a nigga

people used to throw a paper into the bin and say Kobe

jacky' see that Kobe'
tom' what a fuckin KOBE'

jacky'hes a dead man'
tom 'lets fuck his asshole KOBE'

by regressor May 2, 2020