jew mage

A mage in World of Warcraft that doesn't give food or water to anyone that asks for it.

Random Nub: "Hey, can I get some water and food, please?"
Mage: "No!"
Random Nub: "Wow, you're a Jew Mage!"

by bobbo da clown January 10, 2008

Jew-goggles

1.Usually grown when with only Jews for an extensive amount of time (i.e Jew camp). Jew goggles make you think someone of the opposite sex is more attractive than they really are by comparison to the other Jews around them.
2.Finding someone more attractive than they really are solely because they are Jewish.

1. Carmi:Was the guy you hooked-up with hot?
Sam: Nah, he was ugly as shit
Carmi: Why did you hook-up with him?
Sam: I had my jew-goggles on

2. Rachel: That guy is nasty
Ani: He's Jewish
Rachel: I bet he's actually cute this is probably bad lighting
Ani: There you go putting on your jew-goggles again

by Sharmalarma March 17, 2009

Jew Clap

The act of clapping on the downbeat and the third beat of a measure during a song that emphasizes the second and fourth beat.

"I went to see Matisyahu with my Yeshiva boys and they had kept doing a Jew Clap the whole time."

by Lee Roy Wasserberg February 11, 2008

Jew Coon

A sad combination of a Jew and a black; Can most often be used as an insult.

Gavin shut the hell up you god damn jew coon!!!

by TJ Lehel January 18, 2009

Jew-monger

One who specifically seeks out Jews for relationships; Someone who can't get enough of the jewish-folk

Greg, quit being such a Jew-monger!

by The Awesome October 22, 2006

jew trap

when someone throws or drops small change on the ground and they, or someone around them consiquently yells "JEW TRAP!"

Person 1- Hey, can i borrow five bucks?
Person 2- Sure, (looks in wallet, drops two pennies and a nickel)
Person 1- JEW TRAP!
*swarm of jews*

by udaddict April 5, 2009

jew satellite

Satellite that the jews use to control the world economy from far up in space

The Hubble Telescope is a jew satellite

by king of the jews (larger nose) October 20, 2008