Ethan

Ethan is a cocky son of a bitch. He is the kind of person to call you by the wrong name and he will talk about you behind your back in front of your face. He uses humor as a defense mechanism to hide his insecurities triggered by being the least favored child. He tries to drown his personal sorrows in sports, but is further sunken by his lack physical skill and his inability to perform *wink-wink*. His “friends” laugh at him rather than with him, but his ignorance of human interaction prevents him recognizing this. You could say his girlfriend is using him for money and transportation, but he doesn’t have one. In pictures he looks like a sock puppet caught on the wrong end of a mugging, and in person he looks worse. He tries to his face with a hat, worn so many times that there is sweat stain on it— and on his soul. He thinks he’s smart, which shows how dumb he is. He laughs loud to make people think he’s happy, but he’s not—he struggles internally, fighting for a ray of happiness. Ethan, if you’re reading this, necesitas ayuda.

“You know that dumbass from Spanish class?”
“Oh, you mean Ethan?”

by Elog June 5, 2019

Ethan

a little sloth that seems to like peen

your such an ethan

by bigJill June 15, 2019

Ethan

Not drunk pissed just pissed put the 1 pound donations in the chat show this to FRED SOWDEN and he will hit u with his nab. Gothic coon catholic’s basher mums a hore

Ethan isn’t drunk pissed just pissed

by Codey twin chinks for life June 15, 2019

Ethan

Handsome caring usually a good person and is very mature for his age and is a very Christian person

He is a hard working person

Ethan is so nice

by Mr music October 2, 2019

Ethan

A really annoying kid like fr fr (ethan stafford)

Ethan is gay

by eBay October 8, 2019

Ethan

A man with a two inch dick, who loves to spend their time masturbating to gay porn. They often suck their best friend’s dick, and get STDs.

“Bro where’s Ethan at, I need my daily head.”

by Johna LongSchlong October 13, 2019

Ethan

Ethan is the most perfect boy ever. He is so lovely. Not all people like him. But some people love him. If you're dating him watch out. As soon as you date him everyone will go for him. Ethan is the most caring boyfriend ever although you will fight with him. You always get over it within minutes. Hes very loyal and "trustworthy . If you're a cheer leader you can easily convince him to come to your games. He will love you with all of his heart. If you want him to get you something he will get it right away. You will have lots of inside jokes

Person 1: "Ethan is so sweet"

His gf: "BACK OFF HES MINE"

by 6dhs August 20, 2019