Asshole Terraforming

The process of destroying someone's asshole so completely that afterward a terraforming process can take place to make the ass capable of sustaining life.

I forgot to get my viking wife a valentines day gift, so she proceeded in Asshole Terraforming so brutally that half of our livestock now live there, complete with a chemically stable atmosphere.

by Placentoid April 30, 2013

Asshole Work

Work that can be done by any unskilled person. Cleaning, picking up trash, etc.

I spent all day cleaning stains off the floor, it was total Asshole work!

by jtj12 July 9, 2018

asshole guy

Indian-American slang word for "asshole"

Don't get behind me you asshole guy!

by NoorAlikhan September 9, 2011

Narcissistic asshole

Self absorbed asshole.

Upasana Patel is a narcissistic asshole.

by @asoni35 August 17, 2015

generosity asshole

The driver in front of you who stops to let EVERY other driver turn left, right or whatever.

"Sorry I'm late. I was stuck behind a real generosity asshole."

by Pinay #1 September 9, 2011

asshole naked

The absolute most naked you can be. No clothes no wallet no ride no blanket.....nothing.

That hooker tried to rip me off so I left her asshole naked on the side of the road.

by rws2012s August 24, 2009

asshole academy

Located in Boston, Massachusetts.
Predestined from birth, the future greatest assholes in America are sent here after they graduate high school.
At this school, assholes refine their skills. They learn to mhc (make her cry) and how to be an all around asshole.
At the end of the year, one lucky guy is given the high esteemed title of "Asshole of the Year," thanks to his hard work, skill, and extreme dedication.

-Did you write your paper for Asshole Academy yet?
-Yes. Its all about how I lead this girl on and was a complete asshole to her and then just stopped talking to her, and then hooked up with a guy...
-Damn man. Thats some good asshole work.
-I know—I'm hoping to become "Asshole of the Year."

by The Duckword June 11, 2010