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A very nice man who got peed on

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by IlDisTorTlI April 28, 2022

93 octane kush og skunk gas fire jet fuel smoke 3rd degree burn hash

Dave's weed.

#PolePosition #StayLit

"Hey, man, dat 93 octane kush og skunk gas fire jet fuel smoke 3rd degree burn hash smells ripe. " -Ryan
"Gimme a fry and I'll smoke you out." -Dave
"This is it chief." -Nick

by Professor Pole Position September 30, 2018

December 3rd

National be very nice to your crush day

*helps crush*

Crush: thanks but why did you help me?

You: it’s December 3rd!

by Henry beZzos December 1, 2021

December 3rd

Kiss your Boyfriend day!

Bf: Hey babe its December 3rd you know what that means right?
Gf: No...
Bf: its national kiss your boyfriend day today. ;)
Gf: (kisses)
Bf: <3

by cringeoid December 1, 2021

February 3rd

National boys ask their crush out day! You should give them a hug first and if they say yes, your hoodie!

Max- it’s February 3rd!
Kate- so what?
Max-* hugs Kate

Kate- ummm k
Max- Kate will u be my girl

by Brat77777777491 February 2, 2022

May 3rd

National give your girlfriend a kiss on the lips day

Dude, it’s May 3rd! Go kiss your girl!

by Guria S May 2, 2022

December 3rd

December 3rd is a national holiday.

Noah: what national holiday is on December 3rd?
Me: Courtney’s birthday!! Duh!

by Pinkmango 1237 December 1, 2022