Ranch head

Someone who likes ranch too much, typically used by people who don’t like ranch as an insult for people who do.
You’re such a fucking ranch head.” (derogatory)
by Sam Mayhem February 14, 2022
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Russell Ranch

A little cob house located in the Mojave Desert, which is also home to the souls of the Kings and Evans Familia.
Russell Ranch, located in the Mojave Desert, is my favorite place to be!
by yostuuuuuuuuupide grannie nati January 13, 2020
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Dab of ranch

When at a social party (where drinking is present) an unattended drink is ejaculated in. When the owner of said “drink” returns, the cummer watches from a distance as the victim drinks from the glass.
MAYNE I WAS TANYAS AND SAW DAVID GIVE CHARLIE A DAB OF RANCH.
by BangLocalCheeseburgers January 10, 2024
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ranch cup

When someone has had sex with so many people and they’re basically addicted to it.
Example: SANTANA
Santana is back at it again being a ranch cup
by Jalid September 25, 2020
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Pizza Ranch

Joey: Do you have pizza ranch in Texas

Liam: YEAH I DOOOOOOOO
by uncookedrice123 December 20, 2019
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ranch roast

Bro Timmy just got ranch roasted by those dudes
by Pintsizetaco December 27, 2017
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ranch monkey

A monkey made of ranch. This will squirt it’s hot ranch Cummies all over you if you put ice cream on his pizza
by Hide- July 21, 2018
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