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Nailing a fat chick from behind while your buddy gets a blowjob from her. The blowjob recipient must really stuff it in so her panting sounds like snorts in between thrusts. This sometimes happens at biker rallies in Southern Illinois. If the participants are related or if it happens at a family reunion, it is the Southern Illinois Family Porker.
Hey pal, let's see if that chick is up for the Southern Illinois Porker!
by *******JOHN******* July 13, 2021
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southern french kiss

when a woman gets on her knees and proceeds to swap spit with a man's dick.
hey Girl, want to give me the ol' southern French kiss.
by Bill McSpankee January 23, 2023
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southern kart wheel

When a gay guy grabs onto your genitals and you are so startled you stumble backwards into a “southern kart wheel”
“Dude, that homo just made me do a southern southern kart wheel ! “

Stumbling backwards and falling when grabbed by a homo on the genitals
by Chrizpy February 10, 2018
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Sweet Southern Pickle

When you dip your penis in honey and sprinkle Copenhagen Southern Blend long cut on top, then perform sexual activities involving penetration of the penis.
Guy: “Hot diggity dog, Marsha hasn’t walked the same since I gave her the old Sweet Southern Pickle”
by Jon Sharti March 7, 2022
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Southern Louisiana Lizard

The act of jerking off your lizard with hot sauce, usually Louisiana hot sauce.
Last night I decided to switch it up and do a Southern Louisiana Lizard. It was excellent!!
by SlipperyD November 16, 2017
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southern crotcheaux region

A more descriptive form of crotcheaux region. See crotcheaux region.
The day after Billy visited the neighborhood house of ill repute, his Southern Crotcheaux Region was burning badly.
by Coronado March 17, 2009
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