Nailing a fat chick from behind while your buddy gets a blowjob from her. The blowjob recipient must really stuff it in so her panting sounds like snorts in between thrusts. This sometimes happens at biker rallies in Southern Illinois. If the participants are related or if it happens at a family reunion, it is the Southern Illinois Family Porker.
by *******JOHN******* July 13, 2021

by Bill McSpankee January 23, 2023

When a gay guy grabs onto your genitals and you are so startled you stumble backwards into a “southern kart wheel”
“Dude, that homo just made me do a southern southern kart wheel ! “
Stumbling backwards and falling when grabbed by a homo on the genitals
Stumbling backwards and falling when grabbed by a homo on the genitals
by Chrizpy February 10, 2018

by Dyl322679 March 6, 2023

When you dip your penis in honey and sprinkle Copenhagen Southern Blend long cut on top, then perform sexual activities involving penetration of the penis.
Guy: “Hot diggity dog, Marsha hasn’t walked the same since I gave her the old Sweet Southern Pickle”
by Jon Sharti March 7, 2022

by SlipperyD November 16, 2017

The day after Billy visited the neighborhood house of ill repute, his Southern Crotcheaux Region was burning badly.
by Coronado March 17, 2009
